I want to play terminal lance Shepard who calls people POGs all day
Swamp Patrick@srbrocialist.bsky.social · 3h agoTime to replay Mass Effect. Also, it betrays the Shepard i want to play.
Tom Pain
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He/him. Co-host of Ten Thousand Losses. Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.
Swamp Patrick@srbrocialist.bsky.social · 3h agoSo one of the things that’s bothered me about the first Mass Effect for years is in the first mission. You find some guy who was taking a nap and also involved in some smuggling. You, a marine, have the option of giving a shit about this. Why would you give a shit? You’re a fucking marine.
It’s the time of year as a teacher where you look forward to seeing your colleagues and the kids again in the near future but absolutely dread whatever dumb new initiative or procedure is going to be pushed on you by the district that will be forgotten come February.
Sorry but the OP is so funny. "Oh you hate AI? Well what if all these things that suck and burn natural resources, and that also stole from you, which you have never used even once went away?" What point is this meant to prove?
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 11h agoI have one answer.
Homer Simpson Backs Away into Bush
Alt: Homer Simpson Backs Away into Bush
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New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 15h agoVidor, Texas Pop: 10,403 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidor,_Texas Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=45407806 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=23307494
“[photo of a new asad’s hot chicken] where the January 6th CrossFit place was” is the most Bucks County text I’ve ever gotten thank you @srbrocialist.bsky.social
Bought the game Nuclear Option a few days ago, scratches a very similar itch to the old Jane’s combat sims crossed with the near-future vibe of Battlefield 2142. Feel like I’m back in college on summer break again when I boot it up.
Trump moved to cut Head Start last year—now HHS is pushing rules that will gut its critical education standards, including ones ensuring kids with disabilities receive preschool: Call your reps to oppose these changes: Fitzpatrick 202‑225‑4276 McCormick 215‑405‑9660 Fetterman 215‑241‑1090
Trump Overhaul Could Gut Head Start Preschool Standards
The plan would shrink Head Start's 100-plus pages of regulations to about a dozen.
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lol ok
Devonta Smith Eagles Super Bowl Touchdown
Alt: Jalen hurts throws the dagger
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The Athletic@theathletic.com · yesterdayOur 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here. The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5). nyti.ms/4yYcfln
car dealerships always use themselves & their family members in their ads the same way that patrons of religious art would always have themselves & their family members put into bible paintings
congrats on the new job @murderxbryan.bsky.social www.si.com/college/usc/...
USC Freshman Boobie Feaster Already Turning Heads in Fall Camp
USC hit the practice field for the first time on Friday, July 31 to kickoff fall camp and freshman receiver Boobie Feaster wasted no time making a strong impres
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They’re calling it one of the greatest deals ever made for $90, no one has ever made a deal this good before.
New episode is up! This time around we talk about one of the most well known creative works created by #Tolkien -- his invented writing systems, most famously the Tengwar and the Cirth. Art as always from @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social though this time he delved into his past...
89. Apologies To Any Saxons That May Be Listening. | By-The-Bywater
On Tolkien’s invented writing systems.
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Bullpen/dugout talk should not be shared with the general public.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agoThe whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
“No, see we got the war crimes ideas from the enlisted guys, we had nothing to do with it.”
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d agoPENTAGON: Anyone got any ideas? @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
Death to the southerly flow. Enough of these swamp ass mint julep dew points. I need clear, clean, Pennsylvania air that passed over the honest western and Midwestern states, thanks.
Tom Pain@tompain.bsky.social · 2d agoI’ve never experienced such violent thunder in my life. The house is rattling with the sound waves.
I’ve never experienced such violent thunder in my life. The house is rattling with the sound waves.
I need to find the tiniest, sluttiest men’s running shorts possible
“Sorry my mind is wandering a bit honey, today’s featured Wikipedia article is Old Frisian and I haven’t finished it yet.”
it is but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one lodges in
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