what do you MEAN there's a new official rework of Fuck the Pain Away being released to accompany the new Hellraiser video game? www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRWs...

Fuck the Pain Away (Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Rework)

YouTube video by Peaches - Topic

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An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

the Beach Boys reworking one of their more interesting songs into a generic disco track is a terrible idea in theory but i'll be damned if i don't love it to death transcendant kitsch www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK-9...

Here Comes The Night (Remastered 2000)

YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic

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a favourite snippet that hit the cutting room floor while working on a recent @tomwalker.bsky.social edit, concerning a certain message that appeared in the @gooffkings.bsky.social chat

Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

SYWTWAPP WILL SAVE TELEVISION. SYWTWAPP IS *THE ONLY THING THAT CAN* SAVE TELEVISION

UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 3w ago

LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN

adding motion graphics to my cum vids to give them that little extra pizzazz

trying to get a job at the dick sucking factory is much like trying to get a job driving a train; they're very diligent about filtering out candidates who have a specific interest in the topic

enjoying a nice crisp lemonade. and why not? i think i've earned a beverage. a tasty little beverage

roughly seventeen and a half minutes in you canhear the sentence "what's my current slizz situation? I guess married."

TOM@tomwalker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment

today on Fast Car GTAIV @tomwalker.bsky.social engages in golf cart shenanigans, blows up some speedboats, and faces the most terrifying challenge of all: escorting a slow-walking NPC across a busy road www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Imt...

I played more of a DLC I love, with a mod I respect and fear.

YouTube video by Tom Walker

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Researcher: Koko, you don't need any more paperclips. Koko: Jealousy species.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · last mo.

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

need someone to hammer a sharp metal implement through the back of my eye socket and jerk it around to sever the connections in my frontal lobe (sexual)

good morning happy bandcamp friday! you can purchase my first full-length in a decade, GATHERINGDUST, with no fees taken outta my pay. folk songs yearning with and against disability, curdled resentment expunged over lap steel and keyboard, all-analog recorded. lyskoi.bandcamp.com/album/gather...

gatheringdust, by alyssa kai

12 track album

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nothing is better than meeting other freaks and perverts who share your interests

seems like an evolutionary oversight that the inside of your cheeks feel so nice to chew on

The Lonely Man theme playing as he's desperately trying to thumb it in

Retro Computers@retrocomps.bsky.social · last mo.

THE HULK HAS GONE SOFT

If you find the phrase “Taskmaster, but if Alex Horne was an undiagnosed sociopath” intriguing then sister do I ever have the show for you

UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 2mo ago

WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...

WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...

Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker

YouTube video by Grouse House

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in honour of his 80th birthday here's Tim Curry in the brilliant but underappreciated Dennis Potter TV play Schmoedipus (1974)

retracting my foreskin at someone the same way a cat slow blinks

not sure what to do before bed? have you tried standing listlessly in the kitchen for a few minutes?

porno where two people dressed as the twin towers are spitroasting a third dressed as a plane

given you can stimulate muscles with electrical impulses, there is no reason why we could not invent the most powerful self defence tool of all time: a taser that makes you cum so hard you shit yourself advancing ominously? good luck even standing up. pickpocketing? buddy, worry about ur own pants

grabbing a catgirl by the scruff of the neck to make her spit out the cum she's holding in her mouth

lol my mum loved to back weird stuff on kickstarter so even now we're getting the occasional package for her

the best thing about forgetting to eat your roti with the meal you bought it to accompany is later eating an entire roti by itself