UrineInTeapot
@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
"I could kill you by brushing your *hair*." - @demilardner.bsky.social
e6n@e6n.lol · 3d agofor the love of all that is good in the world if you like THINGS then go watch this geggy! demi! LENA! TOM CARDY. also other cool people and also mark holy moly i feel like such an idiot emailing @evan.ms thru the humdinger website last week that this group of weirdoes would be good at this
Piggy made a face in the recent video feed of the podcast BST.PNG and so I had to draw it. @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
feeling sick and listening to the @boontavista.com back catalogue to make myself feel better and was chucking up into the toilet when @demilardner.bsky.social started doing a crazy frog impression. perfect. no notes.
Best one yet, I can only assume because with these two she doesn't mind getting meaner
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
Had to pause 4 1/2 minutes in because I was out of breath from wheezing. 11/10 - will continue watching after a gentle sip of a soothing beverage.
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
thank you to Demi for making me laugh and restoring some of my mental health this morning
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
watch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! !
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
sywwapp kickt enorm arsch alle müssen bitte sywwapp gucken danke für die aufmerksamkeit
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
hes too handsome with too many hands in too many pies. gotta take him down a notch
One of the most perfectly unpredictable shows that exists. Demi should be allowed to make whatever she wants with no restraints. A visionary comedian.
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
This is my favorite game show with rules and goals that change week to week.
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
I wish we got a new one of these every week for the rest of my life
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
[yelling excitedly across the house to my wife] hey my love there's a new episode of pe- [remembering a tradesman is here replacing a light fitting] Demi's quiz show
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
if you haven’t watched penis pump you haven’t lived really. you might think you have but you’re still in the cave clapping at shadows. clap at penis pump instead
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
This needs to be funded for 6 more seasons no matter what happens in the world
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
SYWTWAPP WILL SAVE TELEVISION. SYWTWAPP IS *THE ONLY THING THAT CAN* SAVE TELEVISION
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
One of the best Robert Shaw impressions I've ever seen. Thank you.
i love this goofy-ass show and think demi should be allowed to make anything she wants forever
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
I've told everyone I know and will continue this is a great show you are a great host
I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT IT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT MORE OF IT
UrineInTeapot@demilardner.bsky.social · 4w agoLAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
