ApeOnHangglider
@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
just checking in with one of the most influential philosophers alive today
Uh oh chess about to get a freaky-ass upgrade! Made some weird chess animation videos with @tomwalker.bsky.social and @demilardner.bsky.social over at Patreon.com/LetUsCook It was a very fun time, check it out!
lots of good shit happened today, topped off by coming across @demilardner.bsky.social while we continue to make our way through Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee this evening best laugh in the business tbh
my mother in law met me for coffee and brought half a small bottle of coke and one tiny squeeze packet of tomato sauce i left in her fridge two months ago like im an ex shes finding any excuse to talk to
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare Pet ferrets kept as therapy animals at the UK’s largest children’s prison have been co-opted by managers to kill rats, resulting in a bloody incident and concerns over child and animal welfare. The unorthodox method of vermin control was waved through last month at HMYOI Wetherby in West Yorkshire following a surge in rat numbers in prison offices and grounds. Continue reading...
theguardian.com
Well, hello there. It's always nice to see another %PCRace.
idk why my mum has changed our text background to a blurry picture of a seagull
Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries
Since you're already on death's door, may I open it for you?
I know there’s folks out there that look at preserving and archiving the digital media landscape and I hope that will include videos like ‘random bin company demonstrating anti-vandal capabilities’. It’s very important to me. youtu.be/CYVpOUkrF0M?...
Glasdon UK | Glasdon Jubilee™ City 100 Bin Vandal Test
YouTube video by Glasdon UK Limited
youtu.be
wont be singling any1 out on here but if you see media of someone where they look a bit different than you remember, a good rule of thumb is to NOT post at them and assume and state that they have a disease or syndrome. great way to make them spiral about and obsess over their looks for days. thanks
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shes mad at me cause i gave her dentastix instead of dried bull penis.
Simpsons Fans Will Soon Be Able to Call Homer on the Phone
The U.S. Postal Service is considering allowing people to ship handguns through the mail for the first time in nearly 100 years
Hey you little loudmouth nasty son of a bitch, let me tell you something. Fuck you.
why doesnt the couch have a seatbelt for when im watching GAMER THRONES
toilet upstairs has that it factor. toilet upstairs knows it can give you whar toilet downstairs cant. but toilet downstairs will hold you while you are thinking “let me die before i hurt anyone else”
this is actually a handshake practicer i invented and dropped on my holiday at winderbone so sorry
A 2,000 year old decorated bone comb, with intact teeth, originally carved from a cow femur Found near the base of an Iron Age storage pit at Winterborne Kingston #Dorset Photographed at the moment of discovery in June 2023 #FindsFriday