Tom Waltz

@tomwaltz.bsky.social

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on— shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, the *second* dumbest president ever.

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Why do people only supposedly get the $5,000 if Republicans win in November? Republicans control everything and have for 2 years. Why didn’t they do it before? Why don’t they come back into session tomorrow and pass it right now? Because it’s all a lie, like everything else.

Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...

The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie

If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.

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today i am introducing my family to krautsalat, my new favorite thing from germany. i ate so much of it there. instead of mayo coleslaw, it’s just tossed in a super light vinegar and some salt and sugar. so kronchy on your sandwich, or on a salad, or with a sausage.

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Julie Kavner (born today in 1950) first gained notice as a scene-stealing co-star on the CBS sitcom Rhoda in the mid-1970s. In the late 1980s, she was cast on the famed Tracey Ullman Show on Fox. Kavner is likely best known for her decades on The Simpsons as the unmistakable voice of Marge Simpson.

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