Tony Elford | Conway

@tonypconway.com

Aged 3, summoned for my bath, sprinted across the landing and tripped over the carpet threshold in the bathroom doorway. Hurtled across the room head first into the toilet seat and spent most of the night in A&E. I still have a 1.5cm scar right in the middle of my forehead 3+ decades later.

Hillary Monahan@hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 7mo ago

What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain. 😅

Chekhov's Gun has got it going on It's on the wall and we've waited since Act One Chekhov can't you see, we have just begun Act Three I think it's time to run, 'cause Someone's reached for Chekhov's Gun

I saw a version of this at the Bill Murray recently, and I've just involuntarily laughed out loud in an Enterprise car rental reception remembering the denouement.

Monkey Barrel Comedy@monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social · last yr.

✨ TONIGHT ✨ Comedians’ Choice Award-winner @joznorris.bsky.social has completed his life’s work, and he’s finally ready to unveil it to the world. But what will he do next? A new show about closure, purpose and hope, from the creator and star of BBC Radio 4’s The Dream Factory. 🎟️ buff.ly/5X9AwyC