Jayson

@toomanyjs.bsky.social

An Excellent Catman (Temporary Otter Fella) | 18+ | Bi | He/Him/They/Them | Researcher, Linguist, and General Menace | MtG, TTRPG, and Horror Game Fan. Current PFP: @ginnko.bsky.social Banner: @karmen16.bsky.social <3: @silus.bsky.social

✨SPECIAL RAFFLE✨ I’d like to take a moment to thank my clients who have supported me for so long—both for their patience and their repeat business. So, I’m going to raffle off a bust frame by frame animated ✨Repost to participate—in addition to being or having been a customer.✨ ❗ENDS August 30th❗

I remember a friend who was doing a master’s degree in legal history and he took a module on medieval law and I asked him how it was going and he gave me the most defeated look and said “everything is about COWS”

Welcome back to my gay conservative musical theatre blog. Today's problem? Angels in America. We've had Part 1. We've had Part 2. Part 3? What's the problem, Kushner? Couldn't find any inspiration now that your punching bag, Ronald Regan, is dead? Get back to the Guthrie, and let real patriots talk.

Welcome back to my gay conservative music theatre blog. In this essay, I'm going to lay out how Hedwig's Angry Inch was a perfectly normal, respectable size that any real conservative alpha male would be proud of. Why all the complaining? I'll tell you why. ___Liberalism___.

Welcome to my gay conservative music theatre blog, where I do readings of musical theatre through conservative ideology. In this essay, I prove how Monarch of the Sea (HMS Penafore) rather than being a send up of people unsuited for leadership is about pulling those bootstraps. (Someone help me.)

You ever notice how you instantly know the opinions (basically all of them) of anyone who says "Don't ask for my opinion if you're just gonna get mad about it"? Shit is like magic insight into someone's soul.

TV Show Idea: John Dee's John Deer. Elizabeth I's court magician and advisor tries to make it work on a modern farm. Think Clarkson's farm with magic rituals instead of someone saying "POWEEERRRRRR, YES." For fun, we keep Caleb around, and he has the same attitude.

a good combo of plugins (and I think I maybe got these from Cory Doctorow, so thank him) is "Right Click Borescope" (it lets you see everything included in the page where you click, making recovering actual images easy) and "Save as PNG" (which uh saves files as pngs, including webp)

A woman came in with her teenaged son and a girl. It's clearly a Valentine's Day date, and they're young enough for a chaparone. She offers to sit at another table to give them privacy. Son: What? Why? You don't have to do that. Girl: *makes a face that says Whelp*

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.