Jayson
@toomanyjs.bsky.social
An Excellent Catman (Temporary Otter Fella) | 18+ | Bi | He/Him/They/Them | Researcher, Linguist, and General Menace | MtG, TTRPG, and Horror Game Fan. Current PFP: @ginnko.bsky.social Banner: @karmen16.bsky.social <3: @silus.bsky.social
✨SPECIAL RAFFLE✨ I’d like to take a moment to thank my clients who have supported me for so long—both for their patience and their repeat business. So, I’m going to raffle off a bust frame by frame animated ✨Repost to participate—in addition to being or having been a customer.✨ ❗ENDS August 30th❗
once a month someone sends me this game and says "have you seen this" and I have to look up, haggard, with ink stained hands, and say 'yes i made it'
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Muzu: Alexa remind me to go get @vicromos.bsky.social in 45 minutes Alexa: who would you like me to remind you to get? Muzu: ... Vic Alexa: I'll remind you to go get dick Muzu: ... Close enough...
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
I remember a friend who was doing a master’s degree in legal history and he took a module on medieval law and I asked him how it was going and he gave me the most defeated look and said “everything is about COWS”
Welcome back to my gay conservative musical theatre blog. Today's problem? Angels in America. We've had Part 1. We've had Part 2. Part 3? What's the problem, Kushner? Couldn't find any inspiration now that your punching bag, Ronald Regan, is dead? Get back to the Guthrie, and let real patriots talk.
Mr Doppler, also known as Doplr to his immediate family or Doooppppleeer to passing acquaintances.
Welcome back to my gay conservative music theatre blog. In this essay, I'm going to lay out how Hedwig's Angry Inch was a perfectly normal, respectable size that any real conservative alpha male would be proud of. Why all the complaining? I'll tell you why. ___Liberalism___.
Welcome to my gay conservative music theatre blog, where I do readings of musical theatre through conservative ideology. In this essay, I prove how Monarch of the Sea (HMS Penafore) rather than being a send up of people unsuited for leadership is about pulling those bootstraps. (Someone help me.)
You ever notice how you instantly know the opinions (basically all of them) of anyone who says "Don't ask for my opinion if you're just gonna get mad about it"? Shit is like magic insight into someone's soul.
TV Show Idea: John Dee's John Deer. Elizabeth I's court magician and advisor tries to make it work on a modern farm. Think Clarkson's farm with magic rituals instead of someone saying "POWEEERRRRRR, YES." For fun, we keep Caleb around, and he has the same attitude.
When you wanna be a magic card so bad, you make yourself a magic card and get your artist friend to illustrate it. Haha! Thanks again, Phinn!
Enchanter lion CM for @toomanyjs.bsky.social on patreon
Had this idea at 3 am and had to doodle it before going back to sleep.
a good combo of plugins (and I think I maybe got these from Cory Doctorow, so thank him) is "Right Click Borescope" (it lets you see everything included in the page where you click, making recovering actual images easy) and "Save as PNG" (which uh saves files as pngs, including webp)
A woman came in with her teenaged son and a girl. It's clearly a Valentine's Day date, and they're young enough for a chaparone. She offers to sit at another table to give them privacy. Son: What? Why? You don't have to do that. Girl: *makes a face that says Whelp*
Like I wasn't going to just on an excuse to make a cake, smh
I want cake.
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.