When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · last wk.if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
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Tamriel Rebuilt is pleased to announce the release of our latest expansion, 26.08: Poison Song!
straight up there’s no reason for gushers to be that expensive. they do not cost that much to make surely. they have like a 1,000,000% markup on those
I’ve changed my name: Natalie Gray. (She/her) For me, this change is more administrative than anything else, and I feel exactly the same internally as I did yesterday. This is a bigger change for you than it is for me, so please don't treat it as something requiring congratulation.
Pete's Hot Sauce Collection (2024-2024): A package of "Family Guy"-themed bottle hot sauce released to celebrate the show's 25th anniversary. Each box contained four varieties--"No No No Salsa Picante", "Dr. Hartman's Hart Attack Sauce", "Fire Crotch", and "Satan's Taint"
Great news! Uni’s test results are finally all within the normal range for the first time in three months. He has one more recheck in three weeks, and if that goes well, he’ll be all clear. Thank you all so much for sending Uni your love and support!
When I was a student we called this “tanking it” and at least one of my friend group was doing it every day. Sometimes two or more people synched up and tried to tank it together and that was when you could witness true lunacy
That girl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2mo ago
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
Stephen@tgk.bsky.social · 8mo agoToday is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
Letting your phoner scan a QRR coder is ther samer thing as "feeding" your phoner, which is why they've becomer sor popular in restaurants.
Nicolas Dream, PhD@afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 2mo agoLetting you phone scan a QR code is the same thing as "feeding" your phone, which is why they've become so popular in restaurants.
someone's gotta tell sagan hawkes it's "apparition" not "apparation"
exploit to get the y2k cat racing/rpg game "Kitten Burst" for only $15 get it before they patch it...
after 113 hours i have finally made it to dagoth ur for the second time ever after like a decade of starting new characters and fucking around with tamriel rebuilt and mods playing him a nice serenade before we begin our fight
i loeve being a slut.... FOR FRENCH FRIES!!!! #foodlovers #pizza
Gay people are so easy to make friends with, literally just be nice to them and call them by the things they like "Yo what's up Lucas Pope's Return of the Obra Dinn"
New video is live! About P.T. and its many recreations, yes, but also a reflection on authenticity & art. Please share if you have a moment 🙂 youtu.be/6thDY3d77Ng
The Quest To Rebuild P.T. (& Other Crusades For Lost Art)
YouTube video by Mason Miller
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RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.
one of my partners found out I know like 3 youtubers and our conversation devolved into them reading their youtube subscription list and asking if I knew increasingly strangely named youtubers. I accused them of making them up when we got to Bobby Broccoli
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