Aquarius: Set aside some time this week to fixate on petty grievances.

Seeing boobs is good for mental health

I just finished reading A Little Life and now I need a pallet cleanser book. Oh my god that was unrelenting.

Losing weight from my boobs first when I don’t have much to begin with is really putting me off this whole dieting thing.

I’ve been out of the game for so long I didn’t realize the incredibly good looking guy that came up to me on the street to ask me where he could get coffee as he was passing a Dunkin’ Donuts was probably hitting on me.

I want to have a slutty summer but I also want people to leave me alone. The duality of man.

Easel has some critiques for his portrait

Beach day

He loves to watch his birds!

I have my “don’t k*ll yourself” cats to combat the “maybe you should k*ll yourself” glowing rectangle.

Homesick for my bidet

another day at the station

The baby loves my mom

Almost ready

If you’re lucky I’ll post a thirst trap tonight

Summer cooking inspo

Someone’s in for a treat tonight. It’s me. I’m the treat.

I’ve already been awake for two hours. God help me.

My body is a machine that turns screws into stripped screws

I need to stop posting cute selfies on instagram bc why are men I hooked up with a decade ago looking at it. I’ve repented, leave me in peace.

OKAY BITCHES WE ARE. SO. BACK.

We are so back

*gardened* too much and now I’m watching a video about the science of tickling rats.

I’m trying to either move or cancel my Xfinity internet services and I would rather scoop my own eyeballs out with a melon baller at this point. save me.

every day I wake up wondering if today’s horrors will be as fresh as yesterday’s and honestly I am never disappointed

I hope I don't sound naïve here, but I don't think this project to turn Charlie Kirk into a combination of Mr. Rogers and Gandhi is going to work

Ordinary people really don’t know the local Chevy dealership has its flag at half staff for a Nazi. It’s an insane state of affairs.

insane that people are getting in trouble for just quoting Charlie Kirk point blank. many of these people are not even expressing support for what happened to him, just quoting him & questioning double standards in how we respond to violence. we live in a far-right culture

I’m having a small panic attack over all of this.

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point