🌈Dr. Frizzle
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@Swilua "An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal “The funniest person I know on Bluesky"—@cstark “Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
When I was in Wales the Bone Fairies literally STOLE MY TOOTH RIGHT FROM MY MOUTH* so cheers from the dentist, hope the $500 I paid will get me out of here cause that’s all that was left on my credit card *my crown popped out of my mouth and disappeared after I was climbing the ruins of a castle
Idk, but as a witch personally I don’t recommend making the moon mad, just saying
I will probably be just one among many but I MUST tag @swilua.bsky.social for this wondrous thread 👍
Olivia Waite@oliviawaite.com · 2d agoWhen you’re reading a romance involving Fae bargains and you start to hear a sweet little distant melody chiming through the air… Then you realize it’s an ice-cream truck. Then you remember you live on a side street backed up against the woods and have never once seen an ice-cream truck here.
When you’re reading a romance involving Fae bargains and you start to hear a sweet little distant melody chiming through the air… Then you realize it’s an ice-cream truck. Then you remember you live on a side street backed up against the woods and have never once seen an ice-cream truck here.
After more than a century of uncertainty, archaeologists have identified a temple in Türkiye once attributed to Demeter as a rare sanctuary of Hecate, reshaping understanding of the ancient goddess’s worship beyond her better-known cult center at Lagina. wildhunt.org/2026/08/afte... #pagan
After 113 Years, Hecate Regains Temple Long Attributed to Demeter - Europe, News, Paganism, TWH Features, Uncovering the Past, Witchcraft, World
Witchcraft & Pagan News - After more than a century of uncertainty, archaeologists have identified a temple in Türkiye once attributed to Demeter as a rare sanctuary of Hecate, reshaping understanding...
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the way I would compromise my standards for a good leg massage
a storm is coming and I’m standing at the window, watching the wind blow the leaves from the trees like yes, YES
my HS principal is 80 years old and going to the funerals of people I went to school with and commenting on Facebook (which didn’t exist when I was in HS) about it and, listen, that is a lot of feelings to process when you just open an app on your phone OK
In case anyone finds themselves genuinely curious about a topic they've never considered, someone in 2012 wrote what appears to be a rather comprehensive paper. jhr.pensoft.net/article/1620/
The male genitalia of ants: musculature, homology, and functional morphology (Hymenoptera, Aculeata, Formicidae)
The genitalia of male ants are interpreted in the context of the broader Hymenoptera. For the first time muscle homologies are established for twenty six species of ants in nine subfamilies: Amblyopon...
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ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
being autistic & having big feelings is wild because feelings are chemical with a specific & relatively long rate of metabolism but they’re triggered by one of a thousand thoughts/observations that all happened in two seconds and sometimes you literally have no idea which one triggered the chemicals
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
I think trans people rule and Elliot Page was my favorite part of The Odyssey.
what people with money could do if they WEREN’T evil
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 5d agoand if any millionaires are bored and want to do something harmless with their money, i have both the plans and network to build an authentically medieval human sized version of Redwall Abbey. I do not have the land or fair wages for tradesfolk, that’s what i need the millions for
and if any millionaires are bored and want to do something harmless with their money, i have both the plans and network to build an authentically medieval human sized version of Redwall Abbey. I do not have the land or fair wages for tradesfolk, that’s what i need the millions for
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 5d agoHappy Friday everyone, as promised, here is my personal theory on this. I think Redwall takes place in our world, after an apocalyptic event of the nuclear variety caused rapid but varied growth of all animals, including humans, leading to our extinction and their mental development. Okay? 🧵
Hear me out: a Pope who is being controlled by a little mouse under his zucchetto. The mouse had a calling to the priesthood (but the Catholic Church won't ordain rodents), and he met the Pope when he was a bored teenage altar server who wanted to make his religious mum happy, so they struck a deal
