It's really funny to me that when I meet people, they almost never mention having seen me naked.
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NSFW, Front Range (Colorado) coyote posts and AD/lewd stuff and whatever else comes to mind. Authentic. Eclectic. Gradually becoming less reclusive. Sona is Gris the coyote. Suit from MadeByMolotov.
Going to a sauna party next week and I guess this is the build I'll have.
Think I can finally actually work out again tonight. Been a rough week. Sick and all.
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
Probably pretty obvious to anyone with eyes, but I don't do testosterone supplements, peptides, or any other kinds of roids. I take 3g of creatine every morning with breakfast and that's my whole deal. I'll stay smaller than guys who take those things. I'll make slower progress. And that's okay.
I wish local large cats would hear some of the neighbors' little barking puffballs and understand there's a free lunch waiting for them just over the fence
Saw this and figured... Well, something about how I mean well, but I'm not perfect. Grace is appreciated. Especially over faux pas stuff.
Also fuck, nothing quite like recovering from a minor cold and then feeling another one coming on.
I just keep wishing I were stronger. All kinds of stronger. But the sentiment is strongest lately when I look in the mirror.
Nothing quite like dropping your entire paycheck on the monthly housing payment, then buying a bunch of undershirts because half of your undershirts, which you wear at least 5 days a week, are 5 years old and have holes.
There's a static-heavy radio at the gym at work and it constantly blares ads and shitty music when I'm trying to hold a plank. One time I turned it off and this older dude turned it back on to listen to radio ads and I don't know if I've ever been so disgusted at another person's tastes in my life.
Went to Denver Botanic Gardens and had a great time this morning.
Fuck aesthetic as an adjective. Aesthetic as a noun is enlightened, though.
There should be a bobcat hotline that sends a bobcat to come eat any dog small enough to be eaten by a bobcat, but also noisy enough to make you call the hotline in the first place
Should I make a lewd Telegram channel once I'm back in shape? Do people value that kind of thing and would there actually be interest?
Continuing to see gas prices go up, but also continuing to see large-ass trucks in the parking lot at work. I have zero sympathy for people here who made that their daily driver and now complain about gas prices. Schadenfreude isn't usually my thing, but it's too strong in this case.
It's very slow and painstaking, but after some consistent cardio and paying attention to the diet, I'm starting to see hints of looking like I did at my physical peak. Will share once it's all really paid off.
Hot take with no particular disrespect meant to anyone's likes. Plantigrade feet are lousy as fuck and birds do bipedalism better.
Been in weird pain for a bit now and my anxiety has been through the roof. Feels like everything is falling apart and all I can do is keep on pretending it's all normal.
The only difference between these two maps is lightning bug vs firefly and highway vs freeway (I say both). But yes, this map is accurate enough. I don't say y'all and I don't refer to soda as Coke or pop, so there are two regions I outright can't have lived in. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Already been back on this trajectory, but I'm even more motivated now. Going to get back in freaking amazing gorgeous garbage dog shape again. See me in December.
“Consumerism as activism” can be a questionable tactic… but it’s worth noting: if you all see COYOTE VS ACME this weekend and make it a giant hit… you will specifically humiliate David Zaslov and make him miserable… while also seeing an entertaining and heartfelt movie. The definition of win/win.
Wile E. Coyote Bored
Alt: Wile E. Coyote files his fingernails.
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So tired of this slander. Coyote Actually Handsome would make a much better name. (Photo by @yeenbean.bsky.social )
Won't lie. Getting really down about how I haven't been close to peak shape in almost a year and a half now. After Denfur this weekend, I'm going on a diet-and-cardio kick until Halloween.