Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
The person responsible for the Microsoft Outage. Wrong answers only.
The person responsible for the Microsoft Outage. Wrong answers only.
Watched the MUSK documentary tonight. As others have said, it doesn't seem like four hours at all. The first half is informative. The second half is infuriating.
The last line from Monster: "Love conquers all." "Every cloud has a silver lining." "Faith can move mountains." "Love will always find a way." "Everything happens for a reason." "Where there is life, there is hope." Oh, well... They gotta tell you somethin'.
What's a Quote that stuck with you?
hahaha that’s silly, Star Wars can’t be 50, because that would make me oh oh no OH NO
Official reveal of the 'Star Wars' 50th anniversary logo John Williams returned to orchestrate the music for the reveal
I'll take "Things I did not expect to see in my lifetime" for 1000.
BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) - Democrat Scott Colom wins election to U.S. Senate from Mississippi.
If this were remotely true, then Hillary Clinton would like a word with Jim Jordan. apple.news/AdVl4IU3vTpy...
White House confronts Democrats over planned probes, claiming possible ‘criminality’ — The Associated Press
The White House has issued a warning to Democrats over their planned probes into the Trump administration.
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David Attenborough [whispering]: “Once again, nature shows us that regardless of habitat or species, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 toddlers are malevolent assholes.”
All righty, it's time for the annual Old Guy Counts How Many Coachella Acts He's Even Heard Of, Much Less Heard. Uhhh... five.
lol. I imagine a lot of republicans are reaching out to Trump saying please don't make us vote on this. Please fire him. I don't think Trump is going to listen.
Q: Do you have confidence in Pete Hegseth? THUNE: Well I mean, I think it's up to the president
in the remake the tom hanks character never shows up to meet meg ryan at that restaurant because he’s actually a rogue AI chat bot trying to scam her out of her bookstore so it can use the books for training data the end
1/ Dear dozens of new economic populist members of Congress, You’ll face fast pressure to deliver economic results. How to do it? Subpoena CEOs. A shocking amount of time, they'll change what they are doing long before you pass a bill or actually cut off their federal funding. So:
Good morning to Mss. Shante Marshall, with one of the greatest Facebook ads I've ever seen. Ma'am, may your every closing be smoother than smooth. @solomonrmissouri.com I think you'll appreciate this genius.
Headline of the day www.rawstory.com/jake-lang-26...
Trump-pardoned activist crashes cat owners' convention in mistaken hunt for furries
Pardoned January 6 Capitol rioter Jake Lang found himself humiliated in the second stunt of the weekend, when he crashed a convention in Seattle he thought was a gathering of "furries" — but was actua...
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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate
Show us who is really running your BlueSky
Show us who is really running your BlueSky
if the Huangs get divorced Lori gets the house because Jensen doesn't know where it is
oh my god, how is Jensen Huang going to find out his own address www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
Massie still referring to it as the Department of Defense is a little extra twist of the knife.
Massie introduces articles of impeachment against Hegseth on the House floor and details the charges
Let's all wish Lauren Boebert the best of luck in her new career: Crazy Lady Down The Street Who Insists She Was Once A Member Of Congress www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebe...
Lauren Boebert 'seems to be done' as vote counting ends in her biggest county: expert
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) lost her best hope for a comeback when her strongest county finished counting votes, leaving most remaining ballots in areas her Democratic challenger is winning.Weld County...
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letting Douthat get one in on you is also an impeachable offense
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion TRUMP: So did everyone’s DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
It was just now that I figured out this person is not famous for originating the role of Annie on Broadway. Apparently it's for some other reason. My apologies to Andrea McArdle for the confusion.
Shoot this into my veins