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the future’s under fire; the past is gaining ground // member of the IAMAW // secretly hamiltonian // he/him
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Currently experiencing levels of “who among us” I didn’t know were medically possible
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
“…when you see only two sets of footprints in the sand, it was then, my child, that Tom Holland and Zendaya carried the entire American film industry, apparently.”
Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 3d agoThe U.S. box office just had its biggest weekend of all time, with Spider-Man and The Odyssey leading the pack with a total haul of $430 million. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it
An 80-grade name. Beautiful and flawless, it unfolds the way light passes through an expertly cut diamond.
Rotoworld Baseball@rotoworld-bb.bsky.social · 4d agoDodgers scratch top prospect Zyhir Hope ahead of deadline
Okay instead of trading Kevin Gausman why don’t we sign him to a fifteen-year extension
"Manhattan" (1954) Image: Werner Drewes / Smithsonian American Art Museum
I’m not sure I 1000% agree but I can see the argument and it’s pretty compelling
Craig Stout@kalophoenix.bsky.social · 5d agoJames Jamerson is the most significant figure in music.
The Minus 5’s Down With Wilco is *at worst* the fourth-best Wilco record (fifth-best if you include the Billy Bragg collaborations)
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Downplay a book or movie: ET: The Guy From Out Of Town
William Adler@williamadler78.bsky.social · 6d agoDownplay a book or movie: To Slightly Inconvenience a Mockingbird
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
This starts out kinda interesting and takes a sharp left turn towards totally unhinged. Anyway, in Australia they celebrate election day by serving sausages outside of polling places.
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
A tremendous thread about a chance encounter with Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · last wk.standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol