@zoewithasword.bsky.social Zoe, have you seen the British film Dog Soldiers? It feels like it would be exactly your kind of thing.

RIP Caramella Ticklefrog, my necromancer in a one-shot. She died in the final battle, disrupting the summoning of a fae queen with a fireball, and getting roasted with magical feedback. She had different coloured hats to distinguish her skeletal minions and a shovel instead of a staff.

The Ghost Who Walks

Thunder Lightning Strike by The Go! Team Romance Is Boring by Los Campesinos! Dear Science by TV On The Radio Boys And Girls In America by The Hold Steady (assuming I can get the publisher to pay for a flight to Minneapolis)

Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d ago

You have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social

Ms. Lion and Her Amazing Friends

Friends I need your help. Back before it was X, The Everything App, there was a video on Twitter of Blobbyland. It was vhs, and the audio was blown the fuck out so it sounded like constant wailing. It no longer seems to exist. I don't suppose one of you degenerates has access to it?

the reason there are no good cops because the good ones get killed or arrested for doing the right thing.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5d ago

Prosecutors charged an LAPD officer with felony eavesdropping for making secret recordings of his colleagues’ racist, sexist and homophobic comments on the job

5. The Kleinstocks - Always enjoy siblings with related powers 4. Unuscione - I agree with Austin, where's our father/daughter team-up 3. Katu - His powers are so confusing he never uses them! 2. Fabian Cortez - We love a weasely schemer 1. Frenzy - Should be a core X-Man by now #Xmen #Xmen97

Austin Gorton@austingorton.bsky.social · 6d ago

Top 5 Acolytes 5. Rusty - He deserved better 4. Mellencamp - Weird lizard man w/the name of an 80s rocker. 3. Frenzy - Good pull. 2. Unuscione - Visually-fun power. She should be the daughter of Unus. 1. Amelia Voght - the GOAT. #XMen #XMen97 #XMen97Season2

As always, @stevewmorris.bsky.social and @shelfdust.bsky.social know what us weirdos and freaks want to see

Shelfdust@shelfdust.bsky.social · last wk.

🚨 NEW on Shelfdust today! 🚨 A Celebration of That Random Crystal Green Lantern Who Always Shows Up, by @stevewmorris.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2026/07/29/a...

Kaylin Mahoney, you are god's strongest warrior #dropout #gamechanger

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Almost Famous: Kate Hudson & Patrick Fugit

Alt: A GIF from Almost Famous. Kate Hudson & Patrick Fugit sit in a bus. He tells her "I have to go home". She makes a magic hand gesture and tells him "You are home".

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Chris Farnell@thebrainofchris.bsky.social · last wk.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Watching Call Jane on 4od, and it just had the most tonal whiplash ad break of all time: cutting from a woman getting an abortion to the Compare the Market meerkat getting a massage.

i'm still awake and i really want chocolate chip shortbread

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.

Getting Annie Wu to draw it is the only way Tybalt's introduction could have been cooler

Annie Wu@anniewu.bsky.social · 2w ago

Not sure why the IG algorithm has been giving me so much Romeo + Juliet lately but I don’t mind it.

The real trick is to turn your second grave into passive income using short-term rentals for travelling ghouls and draculas

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 3w ago

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

Music contributes 8 BILLION per year to the UK economy, and has been critically damaged by UK governmental neglect across the music ecosystem since 2010. Apparently that neglect will continue. Receipts via @ukmusic.bsky.social www.ukmusic.org/news/new-rep...

New Report Reveals UK Music Industry Contributes Record £8 Billion To UK Economy

12.11.2025: UK Music, the collective voice of the music industry, has released its annual economic report, This Is Music 2025. The report outlines the huge contribution the UK music industry makes to…

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(Specifically the @kierongillen.bsky.social version)

X-Men '97: Mr. Sinister's Menacing Gaze

Alt: A GIF from X-Men '97 of Mister Sinister looking directly at the viewer and talking.

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Chris Farnell@thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 4w ago

Who is the most genuinely evil fictional villain you think would be a hoot to hang out with socially? Not the ones who you think were actually justified - we want proper bastards, but really quite pleasant on an interpersonal level.

Hot enough that I'm considering breaking one of my fundamental rules (a man's toes should not be seen in public more than 100 yards from his home or 1 mile from a body of water)

Watching the Pitt again, love da Pitt

Sometimes the best medicine is one (1) fruity cider and an ungodly amount of mac 'n' cheese

is this good

London & Southeast🔅@thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 4w ago

🥵 Expecting 35C even something a bit hotter tomorrow. Never in history of London meteorological history or indeed also true countrywide have we seen 35C (95F) in 3 consecutive months. Even non-consecutively it never happened... (1/2)

Emmett Till would have been 85 years old this month. The story of the pieces of fucking shit who mutilated and murdered him infuriates me so much because those motherfuckers, including Carolyn Bryan who had the audacity to call herself a victim decades after his murder, all got away with it.

*Farage voice* My corruption is my family

Best for Britain@bestforbritain.org · 4w ago

Nigel Farage told Sky News “you tell your bosses, you harass my family any more and there will be serious consequences,” after journalists approached him asking questions about funding he allegedly received from convicted criminal George Cottrell. This is their response 👇

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

This is a joke for, like, 17 people

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · last mo.

I made a generator for it: