that cheap guy
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Lollygagger & champion introvert. Train/tram nerd. Troybucket on most gaming platforms. he/him
Not surprised at all that the ICE shock gloves are manufactured by a Lexington business. Along with peanut butter and horses, our town has a substantial police/military accessories manufacturing industry.
I don't want to be judgy or mean but seriously, fuck transphobes forever, they are awful.
Rubio asking if he can pretty please not ride with the reporters
Bane Wreckage
Alt: The Dark Knight Rises
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FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 13h agoISRAEL WARNED U.S. OF IRANIAN PLOT TO TARGET TRUMP AND AIR FORCE ONE WITH SHOULDER-FIRED MISSILES; TRUMP SECRETLY MOVED TO MILITARY JET AS RUBIO AND STAFF REMAINED ABOARD AS DECOY — WSJ
We had it again today and the rice tasted suspiciously like Zatarain’s.
that cheap guy@troybucket.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe lab manager likes to order from a taco restaurant that is very popular in this town but almost completely lacking in any sort of spice or flavor. It’s like if Panera operated a Tex-Mex place.
Had to use the emergency pants that I keep by the front door. Elderly neighbor stopped by to ask if I’ve seen one of the neighborhood strays lately; he was concerned. Big hoss grey cat, I saw him asleep on my patio yesterday. Neighbor was relieved.
Every Friday we receive wastewater samples from a steel plant, and one of the sample locations is the pickle line, which causes me to spend some portion of my Fridays daydreaming about big jars of crispy cold pickles.
I can afford to send an extra check to hamas every month with all the money I’m making harvesting gold from flock cameras.
“Toot-toot, Mr Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of shunting as I do.”
The Independent@the-independent.com · 7d agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
princess peach is racist and intentionally puts herself in harms way in order to give mario pretense to kill thousands of goombas in a colonial effort on behalf of the toad people. In this essay I will...
I deduced that Lighty may be farsighted due to some difficulty he had in finding treats in my hand, and felt pretty good about myself when rudimentary tests supported my hypothesis. Then I read on Wikipedia a few minutes later that it’s common knowledge that all cats are farsighted.
Texting links to Photons Be Free to all the moon robots.
Someone at work has one of those melted wax essential oil thingies and I generally find it to be most agreeable (so far it’s mostly been eucalyptus and light citrus scents) but today it smells like maple syrup and that’s just not doing anything for me.
The ORSN “Kobra” (Special Purpose Company), an elite unit of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic, was established in Tiraspol on March 16, 1992, to combat armed crime and terrorism.
“Oop, I’M SORRY!” is one of the most common things I say online as I’m always shooting my teammates. Fortunately I don’t play hardcore modes very often.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2w agoAn autistic woman who habitually apologises to furniture when she accidentally bumps into it becomes a sadistic bloodthirsty monster when unleashed onto video games, sources report.
This is easily in my top 10 videos, but it’s hard to watch now without giggling about Burger King.
My cat waiting for me to put his wet food on a little plate.
Charles Dance's Not Impressed Stare
Alt: Charles Dance, portraying Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones, not looking impressed.
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My guiltiest of guilty pleasures is watching reaction videos, and in this current scene, a lady takes a pregnancy test and it’s blue and the dude watching the movie says “it’s gonna be a boy”
Dr fauci, you are accused of the highest crime in our land: asking conservatives to go to applebees slightly less frequently for two weeks. How do you plead
Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner in a publicity still for The Killers (1946)
considering they let a bunch of dudes sneak in and ruin them, Trojan seems like a pretty bad name for a condom
Is Varys anyone else’s favorite ASOIAF character or am I a weirdo?
I loved this comic when I was little but I must say it's even better now.
caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social · 2w agoNancy 7/28/26
This video clip of a swan landing on a lake is best enjoyed with AUDIO ON. Mute swans (Cygnus olor) are among the heaviest flying birds & require a long runway, which means we get the majestic approach, a few furious moments of webbed feet slapping on water, then the majestic splashdown.