Troy Wagner

@troywagner.bsky.social

I created and directed Marble Hornets and other things on the internet that people consume with their eyes. https://troywagner.carrd.co

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Mine is, "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, Chuck Norris burns in hell for being a Prop 8-supporting, birther conspiracy-pushing, reactionary bigoted piece of shit."

My absolute favorite thing about AI powered bullshit is the “AI can make mistakes” disclaimer they always display. Just imagine if anything else people used was like “Hey just a heads up I’m useless!”

Getting everything together for the Issue 5 launch! To make sure there’s ample time to have everything ready, it will be available on the store at approximately 12:00PM EST tomorrow!