THE NEWS OF TOMORROW: UK Supreme Court finds depictions of penile masturbation and jerk-off instruction videos illegal, following a compelling argument that these constitute choking of the chicken

woke 3 means arresting officers must now read you your lin manuel miranda rights

Border control is not a legitimate function of a state and those engaged in it should be punished

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · yesterday

Democrats are already hiring lawyers to investigate DHS

full court mating press

when they get jd vance with the ferdinand treatment do you think they'll stage it so he had bambi sleep playing on his remote control tesla truck

do a mental health check on any target c-suite executives you know

yall. transition timelines are a psyop. stop letting them connect you to your old identity

one of my favorite medical whitepapers of all time is titled "why I cannot find the prostate?", because it has the exact phrasing of a grindr top trying to hurried search this exact issue on his phone while periodically thrusting into a thoroughly disinterested twink

do not cum gentle into that goon night

forcefemme but you're broke, so the twink's going in the gas station flat cage

there's also something to be said for having "eh" raw technical ability and trying to make art 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺. like, a lot of great guitar riffs came from a player trying to be clever about what they're playing within their limitations rather than as demonstrations of pure skill

Droniela - Mentally the Third@girlrobot.io · 2w ago

One sentiment I see a lot on people using AI for creative purposes is something like "finally I can do this thing" because lets be honest developing a skill takes a lot of time and time is at a premium, but I think one thing that is frequently overlooked is being okay with not being able to do stuff

BOY WOULD WE LIKE TO

the nature of the human race is that we are bound to endlessly reinvent homestuck

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title “Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick In My Pants”

Droniela - Mentally the Third@girlrobot.io · 2w ago

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title “Fear of the Dark In My Pants”

no we all started estrogen. sorry protoman

Protomen Quote Bot@hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tell me now. Is there a man among you here?

walking up to some kid and screaming six-seven with the exact tone and cadence of the spongebob chocolate guy

if you learn you have an indirect connection to a vore enjoyer through your polycule does that make them a metamorsel

I never felt bad being the weird kid with an old Sega Saturn because despite being a doomed console, the Saturn had Panzer Dragoon and NiGHTS, two of the greatest video games ever made. Even Mario couldn't compare to Moebius-inspired sci-fi and a genderfluid dream jester.

Sen@dresdencodak.com · last mo.

I feel like the video game one definitely gives away my ages...

man remember when you could see stars at night

San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · 3w ago

A tech company that wants to put giant mirrors on satellites to beam down “sunlight on demand” just simulated the concept with spotlights near Mt. Whitney.

putting on my best Hank Hill-ass voice to ask "is this song by that Machine Girl Kelly fella?" just to watch this twink suffer

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Delia Ramirez is bringing a bill to eliminate DHS a day after the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.

Don’t Stop at ICE, Says Progressive Dem: Abolish the Department of Homeland Security

The bill to eliminate the Department of Homeland Security comes a day after the HSI raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.

theintercept.com

gender therapy is bullshit just take HRT and see how you feel in like 3-5 weeks

head so good it makes you forget you have opposable thumbs

gouda edam queso paneer meaux brie, you are a pirate

Caine barging in to say today's adventure is a gender reveal party, and everybody needs to guess if it'll be a Zangle or a Gooble

being a technical woman in a patriarchal society poisoned by sycophant machines owns guys will just call you to defer the task of reading their emails, but also expect your explanation to align with their asinine gut assumption as to what the email meant, and get hostile if it doesn't. very cool.

LLM dudes whining about prompt injection is so funny. "Yeah, I've got a coworker so compliant he heard 'go pound sand' and dropped everything to go find the nearest beach to punch. Dave found him 12 hours later bloody and dehydrated. Anyway we told him to search online for weight loss tips..."

I know that the reason we don't use "babe" the way we use dude is because it feels sexist, but the solution isn't to not use babe, but to instead sexualize dude.

doll joints.... she got me smokin that shit that makes you say "Yes, Mistress," to any woman with a big hat