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I once asked my wife if I could tell the masseuse to crack me like a walnut. She asked me to not say that.
Matt Ufford@mattufford.bsky.social · 2d agono I don't want a "relaxing" massage. I want my muscles reset to factory settings with a meat tenderizer. obliterate me with a eucalyptus zamboni.
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
Someone I know please buy this and then take me on adventures with you
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · last wk.Mystery Machine-Style 1994 GMC Vandura G-1500
Literally everything about this war suggests that the decision to start it was made by a bunch of people who think they're playing a video game. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Trump Pauses Iran Strikes as Officials Weigh Dwindling Air Defense Stocks
The U.S. held off on a major military campaign that could have lasted two weeks, officials said.
wsj.com
My 4 y/o has successfully dilly-dallied his way into a later bedtime. Genuinely just wore us down over time. It’s actually easier to get him to bed 30m later than his old bedtime.
One of the things I try hardest to teach students — and model myself — is saying “I don’t know” when I don’t know something. And being open to feedback. These are key skills for education and for improving at anything.
It's the fraud economy. A bubble made of bubbles. A puff pastry of whipped bullshit with a nothing filling, held up with stilts that are resting on a plummeting grand piano.
Serial Experiments Abigail@popeguilty.bsky.social · 3w agoMusk's immense wealth has for years been based mostly in investors believing that he's a genius who will, someday, do something that generates an incredible amount of value and the dissonance between this belief and his ongoing failure to do so can only go so long before it must be resolved
Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much.
Mashable@mashable.com · 3w agoAI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
This is exactly right. This stuff doesn't scale well. It works fine for individual use cases, natural language search, assisting in research, small coding tasks, etc. It can't replace workers and SV threw a trillion at it like it would.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3w ago“.. I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any. “.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.” @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
Introducing out-of-town friends to Malört is a Chicago tradition I don’t think I’ll tire of.
How is this any different than an honest-to-god supervillain?
Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 4w agoThis is how Elon Musk thinks. His ego is all absorbing, and his attitude towards humanity as a whole is a blend of indifference and malice.
@clairewillett.bsky.social what if some of us just wanted to pick Raphael as a confirmation name *definitely not because of the Ninja Turtles* but our parents wouldn’t let us.
Spoiler-free MK2 review: Urban is a good Johnny Cage, criminal underuse of Joe Taslim, lots of MK “story,” cool video game fights.
Twitter bros 4 platner are handing it to bluesky right now lol We aren’t sorcerers! We just don’t fuck with Nazis. People still on Twitter are hanging out in a literal Nazi bar and should have some self respect and leave. They don’t have to come here! Just leave the Nazi bar.
gallagher: *sets down his hammer and picks the microphone back up* “there’s only two types of people on polymarket: cheaters, and losers. so if you aren’t cheating? guess what?!!”
hammancheez@hammancheez.bsky.social · last mo.“67% of profits went to just 0.1% of accounts” That is all you gotta say
keep my city's name out your mouth and go back to making statues of Tom Brady or whatever the hell you Peter Griffin ass motherfuckers do
Boston Herald@bostonherald.com · last mo.Mayor Michelle Wu has touted Boston as the “safest major city” in America for two years, but the city’s largest police union says the recent spate of violence and attack on cops has it trending more toward Chicago’s lawlessness.
Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.
To the Trans Girl Who Just Lost at the Supreme Court: So Did I 26 Years Ago
A letter to Becky Pepper Jackson about her trans sports case defeat at SCOTUS yesterday
medium.com
Listen, I have my priors about gambling, but I’d recommend everybody read @dannyfunt.bsky.social’s book on this.
Joey Politano🏳️🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · last mo.NEW from me: Americans are set to lose nearly $250B gambling this year—a record high, up more than 60% since 2019—and that's before counting unofficial betting via prediction markets or crypto Can anything stop America's gambling boom? 🧵
A doctor’s office is the only place on earth where you can get called back for your appt an hour later than scheduled and not endure the customer service backlash for poor scheduling. We make appointments for a reason, have to sked time off, etc.
The history-and-tradition analysis comparing these weapons of war to muskets will be lit.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · last mo.BREAKING: The Supreme Court will consider next term whether the Second Amendment protects the right to own an AR-15 or other semiautomatic rifle. That is one of three new cases the justices agreed to hear next term before leaving for the summer recess. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
What that says to me is we’re one vote from basically no rights being secure. A court that could flip on this easy a question could flip on anything.
Law is a moral enterprise. Those who disregard or mock the suffering of others while saying "that's just the law" are, in fact, morally bankrupt.
Base coaches have nothing on in-pool parent -> poolside parent hand signals
“Detractors might scoff at Musk’s ambition to die on Mars, but at least the dying part would be easy.” — @henrywismayer.bsky.social #mars #spaceexploration #spacex
The Mars Delusion | NOEMA
Establishing a human colony on Mars is fraught with risk. Why are so many people obsessed with achieving it?
noemamag.com
