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I have been told that I am friend shaped.
*writes down note under DEADLINE IDEAS*
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com sang a song she wrote called “reading in the free world”, about a utopic society in which reading was known as a fundamental human right. the chorus, which praised literature’s fat, juicy dump truck of an ass, was a subtle nod to her roots in contemporary fantasy. 🍑📖
People don’t want to hear this but Barack Obama was Jimmy Carter with a second term and Biden was LBJ without accomplishments
Arron Burr would be a mainstream Democrat if he were alive today
Alexander Hamilton would be using Reddit to get into fights if he were alive today
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com taking psychic damage and then admitting that I might have a point when I explain my theory that Benjamin Franklin would be using the internet to show people his dick if he were alive today
The two most beautiful words in the world are “you again,” because it implies that you are here still, and that you were here before, and that this is a problem for someone.
Grocery margins are low is a frequently rehashed point to argue against Mamdani’s public grocery stores. Grocery is indeed a low margin business. But its median return on invested capital is above that for all firms, so it is NOT a low profitability business. Let me explain. 🧵
the NYT wanted soooo badly to write a “DSA in disarray” piece but they ran into the reality that we are all genuinely committed to a big-tent socialist organization
Leonard Pierce@leonardpierce.bsky.social · 3d agoDSA shocker: people refine their ideology through dialectic instead of just voting for whatever candidate their party barfs up and calling it politics www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/u...
I’ve always felt that “Move fast and break things” is the ethos of rapists clothed in hoodies and the jargon of idiots.
I would give Mark Zuckerberg’s right arm to kick Jack Dorsey in the nuts.
New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
Hank green is worth millions. He has long since transcended the cutesy, tiny, mom and pop creator niche at least a decade ago. When such an experienced communicator immediately shifts to waffling Instead of a categorical denial, we should understand there's a lot more going on than is apparent.
Jonathan Jarry@jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 5d agoIf you’re a science communicator and you use AI, read this. This is about what’s happening to Hank Green.
My tweets are like junk mail that @maureenjohnsonbooks.com hasn’t figured out how to unsubscribe from yet.
I’ve found the piece of clothing I’m basing my personality off of for the next five years
The fact that Hank Green uses LLMs instead of paying real people to code his projects sucks the kind of ass that’s normally reserved for personal betrayals
The main way to know things has become “ask the hallucinating lying machine that makes money by manipulating us”
Dreamt it was @maureenjohnsonbooks.com’s ninth summer sponsoring lobstering licenses for local teenagers needing a way to make money. “The greatest skill you can learn when you‘re young is how to persist,” she said, and then jumped into the briny water holding a basket. “That, and grip strength.”
The precipitating underlying assumption of most disasters is that we have control.
Dreamt I was chillin’ at @maureenjohnsonbooks.com house, watching her sand away her bedroom set for a week before she finally said to me, “Sean, you never saw what happened here,” and ordered someone to come over from TaskRabbit to help. This is who showed up at the apartment twenty minutes later:
Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com visited my business in the park pavilion painting airbrushed t-shirts of distinct horses with silly phrases such as “MFAs are the MLMs of education, and now I draw horses for money.” She said, “It’s an honest job.” I said “Horses don’t lie but Columbia faculty do.”
dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com was manager of the department of taco bell for the mamdani administration and her focus was a strict dual mandate to increase media literacy while feeding the hungry. This is why they began holding story times cantina hall style
Maureen is sanding her furniture to the point where there’s just a hole where the dresser used to be and I think that if her agent were here she would cut the building’s electricity
