I think I just moaned a little?

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

its ok didnt need receivers last night anyway 🙂

Everyone At Wedding Singles Table Cousins

Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor https://theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-from-grandma-gussied-up-to-be-less-p-1837972213/

Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World http://theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-mouseketeers-found-beneath-disney-1819570926/

First bluesky trend, kinda nervous. My 9 anime and 9 games. Shout out Worms Blast

Fuck it, why not man. cram 12 proteins in there,sure

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://theonion.com/parents-gently-explain-to-child-that-their-money-in-heaven-now/

"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump

Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him

WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...

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Wym Control Resonant drops next week, dont they know my gpu is 10 years old

Man there's gonna be a golden age of obituaries in like 5 years I can't wait

the mrbeastification of media

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last mo.

Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’. The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.

Places to live that never have a heat advisory

One sec I think my meniscus is calling

Very sweet of us to remember 9/11, but has anyone called to check up on 9/11?

sources tell me charlie is stable

needoh is just playdough you've left out of the jar for too long

Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country

Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country

AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...

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Heat wave extended?????

Crazy we all have to give labor this weekend

so basically I started a Jellyfin library

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Sony has responded to a digital games lawsuit by arguing that players don't actually own the games they buy Its lawyers say they are licensed rather than sold

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

I hear there's a heat bubble over this country for the next millennium

FUCK!!! THIS IS THE WORST ONE!! FUUUUUCKKKK!! NOOOOOO!!!! KING HARALD!!!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEEE GOD DAMMITTTTTT!!!!!!!!

6 News Australia@6newsau.bsky.social · 2mo ago

#BREAKING 🚨 Norway's King Harald V has died at the age of 89 Harald had been in hospital for more than a week in a "very serious" condition