TVs Alex Ptak
@tvsalexptak.bsky.social
Famous Host of Quorators Podcast and Personal Trainer
You can tell if someone is bad based entirely on what kind of spells they cast
Face blindness is so exciting knowing almost anybody could be Xi Jinping
DUOLINGO: this is the bear who will teach you Spanish, his name is Falstaff FALSTAFF: what’s up you dumb bitch? One language knowing bitch?
This show seems really good. I might check it out and recommend it to my friends using my iTunes app
NEW QUORATORS w/ CHARLES AUSTIN @charlesaustin.bsky.social! → Why do rich men prefer to date young and beautiful women? → How do I become a rich and powerful elite? → Should a girl go running in jeans, or is that not okay? AND MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/S9MK9ycem8I
Recently saw Obsession blackout drunk. Not scary! Don’t know what happened!
The United States has not had a single successful war against countries aligned with the Giant of Kandahar
The Soviet Union had their own Oscar the Grouch and he lived in a house
truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy
QUORATORS EPISODE 200!! In celebration of 200 episodes, we let Clare go nuts and find all of her own questions. She did a pretty good job, even GO WATCH: youtu.be/HSMW_kFT7RU
Mama only got a taste of honey, but she wanted the whole bee hive - Beyoncé
Ed (short for Edward) Ned (short for Now That’s What I Call Edward)
One sexy thing to say is “let the games begin” (allure of the game master)
Oh no I died and went to the part of Valhalla where all the warriors suck each other off
Since having a child every time I start to think of a tweet, instead I have another million dollar idea
Well maybe if you worked harder you would have a trillion dollars
Being a sportsball guy in New York right now is the greatest adversity anyone has ever faced
Quorators is an educational podcast
NEW QUORATORS! on this episode we found a Quora space called "Seals of Wisdom" and we just read a bunch of insane lists that those guys came up with. also we spend a lot of time imagining what it would be like to have sex with characters from Watchmen REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF: youtu.be/5P_0zKmFVQE
NEW QUORATORS w/ @junlper.beer! → Is Donald Trump a silver fox? → Is Trump showing any signs that he is a fear-based individual? → Is Donald Trump going to declare the 10th Crusade? AND MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN youtu.be/80Fs6zHlMTI
Donald J. Trump w/ Junlper // Quorators Full Episode
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My debut gunpowder fantasy novel THE HIGHLANDS BURN is now available! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSG5CNXX
Amazon.com: The Highlands Burn (The Foundling Brigade Saga Book 1) eBook : Kassabian, Joseph: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: The Highlands Burn (The Foundling Brigade Saga Book 1) eBook : Kassabian, Joseph: Kindle Store
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Trying to start tweeting more again so I can accidentally see more videos of murders
ME: how was school today? MY TEENAGE SON, RADICALIZED BY THE NEW PATREON QUIPS FEATURE: chungo
Folks, in 3 months Nathan lost 30 pounds and fixed his blood pressure. I am a genius and you gotta pay me money to fix your body like a mechanic working on a Porsche
alex reveals a food that he occasionally eats in movie theaters that is so absolutely insane to me in this episode
NEW QUORATORS w/ JOE KASSABIAN @jkass99.bsky.social! → Is porn addiction a type of demon manipulation? → Could Star Wars be real? → How do you feel about aliens living on Earth? AND MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/jFn6w6RtWLc
Woke Former Chud Operator Guy is obviously the synthesis for progress in this country it’s like you people don’t even know Dan Harmon story circles
This never would have happened in my security ballroom
gotta shout out my buddy @tvsalexptak.bsky.social for helping me build a baseline of strength through weightlifting over the past couple months. he’s helped me get from being someone who was always intimidated by the prospect of working out to someone who feels strong and secure in my body