OCTOBER EDITING, DAY 4: Managed to rearrange and cut some things today, but ended up stuck on the same paragraph I was last night.
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They're rerunning Love, American Style. What is happening to this country
OCTOBER EDITING, DAY 3: Spent the last two days working on job hunt stuff as well as dogsitting and running errands BUT TONIGHT I TRIED AGAIN. AND DISAPPOINTED MYSELF
I always meet the best ladies at my tailor's. Spontaneous gab sessions, sharing hot tips, the whole nine. I think it's because if you're having your clothes tailored, you've got your shit together enough to be able to talk to another human being
Fun Fact: Robert Redford is the Heroine's celebrity crush. I can't remember if I left the joke in the draft but I definitely wrote one
Daniel Sugarman@danielsugarman.bsky.social · last yr.My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.
Happy October everyone! You know what that means? The return of my Halloween Haven! Your home for everything spooktacular this Halloween season!
Best Drag Name or Best Porn Name: 'Sherry Niles' www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gc_...
Frasier: Sherry, Niles?
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SEPTEMBER EDITING, DAY 30: Audience Poll: Is 'crunchy' a sexy word?
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
Get ready, because tonight at midnight CREEPtv returns! Your 24/7 Halloween LiveSCREAM beamed straight to your house the entire month of October
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
I need to stop writing jokes for the Male Lead on my interview notes
How did I miss that this gorgeous piece of erotica came courtesy Studio Candytwist
Anise, Occult P.I., Stakin' the Forsaken@twigbelly.bsky.social · last wk.'Yeah, Rope is really misunderstood in Hitchcock's canon...'
Due to the fact that the very sight of it creates a wave of nausea within me, I will be blocking anyone who posts present-tense prose on sight
SEPTEMBER EDITING, DAY 28: I had this terrible dream that I went to a screening of The Fic's film & the Male Lead was much less attractive than I'd remembered him & I thought, 'oh my god all my friends are going to LAUGH AT ME.' Then I woke up & thought, '...they're going to laugh at me anyway.'
I don't think of myself as a manipulative person, but I did catch myself proposing a whole-ass Halloween party for the entire family just so I could try my hand at a cheese log
THIS is a really great point about my feelings about overly meme-y and fourth-wall-break humour that I've always tried to put into words. It's not the quality of the jokes, persay, it's the fact that their tenor saps respect for the world and its chars and cheapens the overall product.
🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈@haileypiperfights.bsky.social · last wk.Though more common is the protagonist who makes pop culture references and doesn't take anything seriously and as @doriandawes.bsky.social noted in a thread today, them + loved ones are the only real people and everything is a joke. This all feeds into illiteracy. But it's profitable! 🙃
The knitting community really DOES have the juice
I miss when the soundtrack to cosumerism was vaguely funky www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNi0...
THE PRICE IS RIGHT CLASSIC MUSIC SHOWCASE
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I don't know why I buy books where the basic premise described in the blurb on the purchase page makes me incandescent with rage
What better way to celebrate the Autumnal Equinox than that beloved seasonal tradition... my HALLOWEEN CARDS! More like Halloween care packages, they include a personalised 3-card tarot reading and other surprises! Spaces are limited, but I'll repost reminders until full. Comment or DM to claim! 🎃
Got recruited twice for the same job listing. If I get recruited a third time, they might actually have to hire me
I can't stop you but boy howdy you SHOULDN'T bring an iced coffee to an interview.
SEPTEMBER EDITING, DAY 23: Simultaneously rode the high of last night's breakthrough all day while fearing it was completely unwarranted. But, when I looked at it, it was still fine! We can move on!
when 'shopping the pantry' means 'making that muffin mix'
Thrift Shop: I'm just that good at thrift shopping
ALT: Thrift Shop: I'm just that good at thrift shopping
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After two decades on Youtube my algorithm is so targeted it's like a bullet to the heart
