Fucking hell. The left doesn't need to meme this, it's a fucking joke from moment one as is.
Big tough-guy message, delivered with the dainty flourish of a man unveiling a new cocktail.
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Fucking hell. The left doesn't need to meme this, it's a fucking joke from moment one as is.
Big tough-guy message, delivered with the dainty flourish of a man unveiling a new cocktail.
The petulant stroppings of a toddler, but one who could end the world.
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
So that's a terrible idea. Just search up "hairless chimpanzee" and look at all that muscle. The chimpanzee is to us what cassowaries are to chickens: no domestication, no softening, wired to survive by any means necessary. It knows how to incapacitate, to maim.
WTF? OMG, wym it's real? Dumb dude (MMA influencer Wavy) is really going to fight a fully grown male chimpanzee 1v1 and 62% of people betting think he will win. If it is not drugged & it's a "fair" fight, the chimpanzee is going to absolutely rip him apart.
UK people, Caffe Nero is a chain that are actually good both as a company and at coffee. Avoid Costa, it's Coca-Cola's chain and ethically as bad as the rest of the company.
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
Unhappy with being only the 6th biggest reporter on driving an academic to suicide, Grauniad now turns its eye to scientific denialism and one sided hit pieces that will kill more people. You used to be a newspaper staffed by journalists. What happened to that?
The Great ADHD Myth? review – the most controversial show of the year is here
1. Absolute maidenless behaviour. 2. Occupy was ANTI RICH PEOPLE. 3. Just an expensive way to say "I am a friendless sociopath who is desperately alone"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
A singular AA battery, both of dubious age and charge.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a spatula so large that you cannot open the junk drawer without jiggling back and forth
vote, you little shits. vote because - your landlord will vote - your boss will vote - every nasty little greedy bitcoin bro who thinks women should be assigned to men for sex will vote - anti abortionists will vote - evangelist christians will vote - your racist uncle will vote FUCKING VOTE
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani. Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money. That is how we win.
Every time I accidentally open a Facebook notification I'm reminded why people abandoned that hellsite en masse. It just seems like the discourse equivalent of a petri dish of malaria.
Every time my phone drags me to Threads I am reminded of the utter cesspool it is connected to. Yeesh.
Instead of having a quiet cuppa and reading my book on the patio this afternoon, I ended up dissecting Reform UK’s shiny new “immigration masterplan.” It went about as well as you'd expect.
Reform’s Big Immigration Reveal: All Pyrotechnics, No Policy
Farage’s “Operation Restoring Justice” Promises Mass Deportations, Exits From International Law, and Even Deals With the Taliban. Except the Maths don't Math and Reality Refuses to Play Along
bearlypolitics.co.uk
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Late in the day but this is really phenomenal work by CBS. I didn't think the story could surprise me anymore, but I exclaimed out loud several times reading this. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies
A CBS News investigation found discrepancies between the government's description of the Jeffrey Epstein jail video and what the video shows.
cbsnews.com
Literally the only good use of "cyber" is in cyberpunk. Because it's that genre's term for it. Outside it? Bellendery of the highest order.
Here is a cartoon about how cringe the prefix "cyber" is from (checks notes) thirty one years ago
Never seen a dumber take than "having customisable difficulty is woke".
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
What’s happened here is that, presented with the prospect of rolling back parts of the Thatcherite consensus, more or less the entire political/media class has hysterically lost its shit and wildly radicalised itself to the right. There was no public debate about this: it was simply imposed.
1. Drilled your deserts 2. Dug your graves 3. Filled your mouth with all the money you will save 4. Sinking in, getting smaller again 5. I'm done, it has begun, but I'm not the only one
Dear dooge man: 1. I ate it up 2. and spit it out 3. I faced it all 4. and I stood tall 5. and did it my way
He's always been a meme. For the image he Streisand Effect-ed showing him as the poser loser he is and was. And the ultimate "knows nothing but had the money to do it".
I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs
Only Musk could have a fucking chainsaw in his hands and look like a total fucking loser.
Elon Musk is swinging around a chainsaw at CPAC