Tyler Jacobs

@tylerjacobs.bsky.social

48, cismale exmo queer bear, creative designer righthanded leftist, dadx4, work: zoo, worked: TV. ☭ 🏳️‍🌈🐻📽🎶🎨🎮📚🏊‍♂️🩲🏋️🎢

Played the Mortal Shells 2 beta last night and it was cool I guess. Maybe I’m spoiled by Elden Ring, but running down a single path with guys that jump out at you feels more like a haunted house than an immersive world to explore. I don’t know if it’s for me. And no, I haven’t played any Dark Souls.

Every Utah driver’s favorite thing is to make a left turn into the middle divider lane directly towards my car while I’m just driving down the street, trying to mind my own business, and it gives me a heart attack every time and I hate it.

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (I’ll stop when I want edition): 1. Peter Bjorn & John 2. Chromeo 3. Moby 4. Black Keys 5. Perfume Genius 6. Wolf Parade 7. Easy All-Stars 8. Spearhead 9. Blonde Redhead 10. Modest Mouse

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (you thought I was done? edition): 1. First aid kit 2. Father John misty 3. Wesley Willis fiasco 4. Interpol 5. Dancehall crashers 6. Moneybrother 7. Billy Idol 8. CIV 9. Slowdive 10. John Spencer Blues Explosion

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (grab bag edition): 1. Folk Implosion 2. Beach House 3. Gorillaz 4. Muse 5. Dan Deacon 6. Rancid 7. Kid Koala 8. The Get Up Kids 9. Pavement 10. Charlotte Gainsbourg

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (more ska edition): 1. The Skeletones 2. Mephiskaphes 3. Hepcat 4. Suburban Rhythm 5. The Pietasters 6. The Aggrolites 7. Reel Big Fish 8. The Slackers 9. MU330 10. The Hippos

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (hey ladies edition): 1. MIA 2. Throwing Muses 3. She & Him 4. Janelle Monae 5. Mary’s Danish 6. Shannon & The Clams 7. Ladytron 8. The Go! Team 9. Lush 10. Tsunami Bomb

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (punk[ish] edition): 1. Rocket From The Crypt 2. Murder City Devils 3. Sick of it all 4. The Vandals 5. Hot Snakes 6. The Hives 7. Supernova 8. Gogol Bordello 9. Streetlight Manifesto 10. Mike V & The Rats

Introducing myself with 10 concerts I’ve seen (“yes, really” edition) 1. Bob Dylan 2. Leonard Cohen 3. Chuck Berry 4. Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings 5. Amy Winehouse 6. The Jets 7. Jesse McCartney 8. Limp Bizkit 9. The Stooges 10. Atom & His Package