Kyodai Villain
@tyrantdaughter.bsky.social
Tyrant/Melly - 31 - she/her Pay heed to my warning. The entire human race will perish from the Earth. Where I pass, only flaming ruins are left. Your favorite god's least favorite sorceress.
START USING CONQUERING GOD-EMPRESS LANGUAGE: INSTEAD OF "I cleaned my apartment" SAY "I CLEANSED MY FORTRESS OF WEAKNESS AND IMPURITY" INSTEAD OF "My feet hurt from standing all day" SAY "WHY AREN'T YOU MASSAGING MY FEET" INSTEAD OF "I had pasta tonight" SAY "I INDULGED IN THE BOUNTY OF THE FIELDS"
instead of: “I HATE DOING DISHES” say: “BRING ME YOUR MOST CAPACIOUS OF PLATES, THAT I MAY CLEANSE THEM OF UNRIGHTEOUS FILTH”
When are we going to assign social status to martial strength? ??? Sad mommy? Killing without remorse........................ Does no one want to play the Age of the Sword with me? Sad sad mommy
they don't tell you about this but if you wanna make a real friend for life online all you gotta do is never stray from the path of the blade. reduce yourself to a weapon to be used by any who can stand the sight of your wretched visage. take lives without thinking, without ceasing. let all be equal
among 10 sword-aspirants surveyed, 7 listed dying on a spear ignominiously as the worst imaginable fate, and 4 assigned a sexual component to this fear
Young arrogant domme that capitalizes Her pronouns and no one else’s Vs Older confident domme that doesn’t even capitalize her own ”i“.
The most beautiful thing about a woman is her laugh. The second most beautiful thing about a woman is her voice, when she says "You make me so fucking mad." And if you get to hear those one after another? That's how you go to heaven.
The other day Lord Tiger posited to me that prior to AC6, Armored Core was a "normal men in normal mechs" franchise. So I told her about HUMAN+. And OP-INTENSIFY. And corporate LYNX AMS testing. And the Designed. And Cultivators. And Phantasma Beings. And-
*boots up armored core: for answer* Old King: ahh my stupid ass collared. Get your gay ass to the stratosphere and end humanity for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*
[Suspiciously green voice] Everyone is trying to be Solars lately. Bad news, the sun is already up there, and you ain't replacing him.
unlike other mech work stories this one is about the armoured core 6 trailer
The only exercise I hate is stupid idiot wrist curls. But fucking imagine that being my weakpoint. I'm a painter. It would be fucking embarrassing.
Just saw a guy almost die on the bench because near the end of his set his spotter went "SIX?! SEVEN?! SIX-SEVEN BRO?!"
everyone acknowledges that bruises are erogenous zines but won’t admit the same about blisters/mat burn
Deadlifting in the tiniest shorts I own, sex socks, and my Born to Die shirt. As the lord intended.
Yezz, Zzir. Thank you, Zzir.
You are a small, prowling mouse. And dumb like a mouse. You keep coming, even though you know it is a trap.
The best part about being a lieutenant style switch is pretending you're somehow more important than the other lieutenant style switches.
Igot my flu and covid shot and now im sleepy quite a lot I got my shotfor covid flu and dont forget that you, should too.
