Cryptina
@uluvlucy.bsky.social
Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her.
⚠️Holy shit, our offer on a house was accepted!! ⚠️ We're headed back to King-Lincoln! I thought for sure they were at least going to counter our below asking price offer or tell us to outright fuck off 😂😂 omg
I'm planting a corn field in the middle of the near East side y'all
Celebratory pizza for dinner! The work starts tomorrow 🏃♀️
⚠️Holy shit, our offer on a house was accepted!! ⚠️ We're headed back to King-Lincoln! I thought for sure they were at least going to counter our below asking price offer or tell us to outright fuck off 😂😂 omg
⚠️Holy shit, our offer on a house was accepted!! ⚠️ We're headed back to King-Lincoln! I thought for sure they were at least going to counter our below asking price offer or tell us to outright fuck off 😂😂 omg
They have me figured out. 💯 There are also like 5 entries for home organizing, plus multiple for emergency preparedness & home electronics 😆
Launched in May, “the page uses data from customers’ activity to generate details about them in categories like Product Preferences, Interests & Hobbies, and Home & Family, which Amazon then uses to personalize users’ product experiences.”
There was a native seed demonstration by the Environmental Engineering group today in one of the many fields kept at the office for such things. Scored a pack of seeds! 🌱 Contains Broad-leaved Purple Coneflower, Foxglove Beardtongue, Yellow Coneflower, Sweet Black-Eyed Susan, and Hoary Vervain 🌼
Am I correct in thinking that using Google Drive and docs for collaboration isn’t secure enough for private data? Is OneDrive and MS really that much better?
Visible clouds of smoke rolling off the porch
The AirBnB 2 doors over from us has somehow managed to hotbox the entire block
V has been busy working on his Halloween theme: FDA Food Recalls 2026
The AirBnB 2 doors over from us has somehow managed to hotbox the entire block
Jaw on the floor staring at this baked apple milk tea done in the air fryer. My god, the innovation! I gotta try this ☕️ 🫖 #teasky
Listening to Daggerbound by T. Kingfisher & the narrator is really nailing it. This book has an insectoid creature that speaks human language by using a music box-like device & Jesse Vilinsky absolutely nails this impression. It's cracking me tf up but it's so perfect, pure skill 😂
I would like to have a sidekick at work to help me do all the things, I miss intern season!
My most intelligent & unfortunately most evil fluff child just figured out how to close the shower door to trap our youngest cat in there 🤦🏽♀️
Morning gastropod derby, courtesy of underneath the recycling bin
Fridge clean out noodle soup! 🍜🍽️ Homemade ginger chicken broth from the freezer with a drizzle of chili oil. Ramen style noodles from the pantry. Leftover Thai ground chicken, hard boiled egg, corn, sugar snap peas, & cucumber 😋
It's still September & I'm already seeing Thankdgiving invitations, I'm not ready! 😱
Me: I think statistically the odds are good someone on this floor has a set of allen wrenches at their desk, this is that kind of workplace The literal first person I ask: Here you go! 🔧
If you give an engineer a tea hobby, eventually she's going to need precision tools for the job ☕️ #teasky Digital thermometer for making sure I have the optimal temperature for brewing each type of tea. 0.01g accuracy digital scale with tare for measuring precisely 4g of loose tea leaves per seving
Coworker: I need somebody to tell me what to do Me: I can do that 🙋🏽♀️😆
*squinting suspiciously while grabbing shotgun* Who dares defile our sacred dead with brand acquisition necromancy?
Toys R Us is staging a comeback, with plans to add 120 new stores just in time for the holidays.
Ok now I have decided that bc I'm taking tomorrow off for my bday I also want dim sum and a massage, that isn't just chores 😆
Been putting together a bday wish list the last couple of weeks & realizing I have so many regular maintenance things I've fallen behind on bc I'm putting goofy shit like necklace repair tools, mini trash bags, new glasses, & a car detailing on there. This is just errands & chores! 😆