Well that post was a very specific, very accurate description of my college dorm contract: ATTEMPTING SLEEK LIGHTING DESIGN WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE
One of the saddest things that Kids Today won't get to hear? Impassioned warnings about the dangers of halogen torchiere lamps, and how those pillars of plasma will straight up BURN YOUR SHIT DOWN if you so much as avert your gaze for a *second*. No, now you have LEDs & LCDs and lighting is safe. 😔