Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
Will it get me kicked out of my home? Will it get me fired from my job? Will it get me fined? Will it get me arrested? Will it get me killed? No? Well then why the fuck should I care?
REALIST "Democracy's on fire!" LIBERAL "Quick, get some water!" LEFTIST "Wait, that's not Perrier!"
Men can have babies? Why not? I've seen plenty of men who ARE babies!
"Let people enjoy things"? How about JKR let people enjoy LIVING?!!
BILL MAHER: Your kids are stupid! BOOMER: Haha! Yeah, my kids are stupid! LATER BOOMER: Hey kids, listen to how Bill Maher said you're stupid! LATER STILL BOOMER: What do you mean you're not visiting for Christmas?
You had ONE JOB Cast a vote for people Nazis DON'T LIKE And you... BLEW IT!!!
It is proven scientific fact that energy cannot be destroyed. #TimCurry was pure energy. He is not gone, he is merely shifted. Onward, Tim!
There were people who were convinced that if Kennedy won the 1960 election, America would come under Papal rule. Just thought I'd mention that.
When Catholics, the people behind the Crusades and Inquisition started coming in, did they take over? When Jews, the supposed Chosen People of God came in, did they take over? Well then Muslims aren't going to take over either. America isn't getting Islamized. Islam is getting Americanized.
The purpose of comedy is not to insult... Not to offend... It is to HUMBLE. To remind us all that in the end we are only human.
You keep the names of Renee Good and Alex Pretti out of your filthy fucking leftist mouths.
Hey, everyone that didn’t vote for Kamala Harris; you were wrong, you are a fucking asshole, and this shit is your fault.
I WILL die on this fucking hill! #SouthParkDay #FuckSouthPark #FuckTreyParker #FuckMattStone #FuckComedyCentral
If Trump were suffering from cancer instead, Joe Biden would be praying for him and his family and asking all of us to do the same. Now nod your head because you know I'm right.
Shoulda smuggled him in a diaper pail, nobody would suspect.
Okay, let's imagine for a moment that some of the most wonderful people I've met in my life WEREN'T trans women... The plot of "Hogwarts Legacy" is that goblins are declaring a "Blood War" on non-goblins. In the Harry Potterverse, goblins are creatures with large pointed noses...
Me whenever some rando asks me to justify my statement...
This bullshit world's on its last fuckin' breaths anyway.
the rewards of subservience is having your fresh corpse used to slop your master’s hogs
