Vangluss
@vangluss.bsky.social
I'm your fuckleberry || Minneapolis Bastard || Dubious Writer || Dubious Personality || Devil-cursed Queer || Three Manul in a trencoat || Hell Yankee
I'm an anti-leash law activist because I think leashes are a psy-op to eventually leash humans across the United States
Nick Kodama@nickkodama.bsky.social · 18h agoHey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
🚨🚨🚨 IT’S NEW PROTOMARTYR ALBUM DAY 🚨🚨🚨
I dont post alot here because every time I place my mouse near the "post" button I get an urgent email from my legal counsel to not do that shit again
Russian agent turning a big dial that says "wokeness editorials" and looking back at American social media like a contestant on The Price is Right
Since Wraith from #Deadlock utilizes magical, card-based attacks, I think she should get a spades tattoo to signify this important detail to new players. Wait, im getting an urgent phone call
I don't think of Iglooghost as much of a rapper since Tidal Memory Exo. His production skill easily outshine his ability to rap, but ᲘᲘ is proving me wrong. Generally a lot better and even busts out some banger lines like "Sat here doing fuck all in my cave like I'm a stalagmite"
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Catching a block not by the person im getting tilted at, but the OP is one of the funnier conclusions of a slapfight, but honestly fair. Thats completely on me
my favorite genre of reply is people who are like, “we should kill <actual elected official> with a gun.” my man you are years-of-lead-posting from your couch. good luck raising your assassin army of ultraviolent mutual aid enjoyers
ceej@ceej.online · 2d agoimpeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
Back in the UK. This place sucks. They don't even have Midwestern women here
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
My general rule of thumb is to assume I am always the dumbest person in the room and to surround myself with with people smarter than me. I am lately questioning this wisdom
In the event you need an (unnecessary) temperature check of Twitter, many people are getting tilted over AI-generated nostalgia-bait slop, but of course, in a weird racist way.
DAMN i got added to a "transmisogynist list." That's false. Objective slander against my character. I love electronic music and trans women are the only people making worthwhile stuff in that genre anymore lately. Everybody else is getting their lunch eaten by them
this really has been such a stupid loss of what was once one of the internet's purest pleasures
Shaily Patel@vox-magica.bsky.social · 3d agoi hate that i can’t enjoy cute animal videos without wondering if they’re AI. i’m getting better at checking, but damn, way to ruin one of the few good things on the internet.
i hate that i can’t enjoy cute animal videos without wondering if they’re AI. i’m getting better at checking, but damn, way to ruin one of the few good things on the internet.
Real and valid. Im working on a unified theory that every social media site has its own "Charlie Brown Had Hoes" where if you confidently (but almost always incorrectly) insist on some site-specific shibboleth, you will get "Thats right" into posters madness
Tanzimat@endlessknives.bsky.social · 3d agoa lot of social media makes more sense when you get that when someone loudly holds a position it tends to be because they got really upset from one very bad argument in someone's comments and now they need to litigate that argument through the entirety of their online presence forever
The eternal meta to getting dozens of mindless likes here is "Libs bad" involving edge cases or outright lies in your posts. Current example: "Liberals are trying to rehab Richard Hanania despite him being a creep bastard about everything." What, no we aren't, that's largely false.
Did you know that you can create a thick, honey-like reduction of Monster energy drink in an ordinary microwave
Which user would catch more smoke on the angry left-wing website? A.) A former National Review editor and Iraq War advocate who was an important voice in conservative politics for decades? B.) Some guy with a Honda Civic who's kinda annoying and likes charts.
Urdu has a word for the pain of shitting your pants in public that contains, within it, the assumption that shitting your pants is cosmically impossible. English is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the act of shitting your pants in public but not imagine its end
People will hit you with "You have met me at a very Chinese time in my life" then be the laziest human you have ever witnessed. Let's see some of that 1800s style immigrant hustle, buddy
Cities are living things and neighborhoods change as newcomers leave their mark. This is okay, even if it is often uncomfortable. The best thing we can do is build a lot of new homes so that new people can move in without displacing long time residents.
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis@kendrawrites.com · 5d agoYes what @alsorae.bsky.social said. I would also add, they're moving into more and more spaces that are outside of the areas that transplants traditionally lived in.
One really starts to appreciate why so many rulers and governments experimented with all that eunuch stuff when you see the shenanigans underlings can get into when they let their genitals get the (very little) best of them
Caroleeena@caroleeena.bsky.social · 4d ago🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
IGN@ign.com · 5d agoDisney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
there's nobody on Bluesky you *have* to argue with. just saying. you can just opt to not do that if you don't think you'd get anything out of the experience.
A odd phenomenon for me is that things substantially suck less when I reply guy because I (usually) dont go looking for fights on this stupid site, but every other time I post directly/Quote-post, somebody rolls on the secret, random encounter table labeled "Kick Some Bullshit Off"
Vangluss@vangluss.bsky.social · 5d agoHoly hell. You leave for a few hours and see this place is giving straight teeth
Holy hell. You leave for a few hours and see this place is giving straight teeth
