Mick W

@vannorden.bsky.social

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night

Despite the fact you carry your phone around with you and use it all the time, isn't it weird that you never see it in your dreams?

At the co-op at lunch and saw two new crisp products with the following flavours Desert Salt Somerset Cheese and Shallots. I think we need to reign this shit in.

OH and step daughter have plotted to go to a barn dance tonight. And are expecting me to go too. I thought it was a joke, but no. I need to bail out quick. This is madness.

6 Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The Piltdown Man track on Tubular Bells 2. Noddy Holders voice. 3. Nuclear Armageddon 4. Long, dark hallways with push in light switches that turned the lights off after 20s 5. The Black Panther (UK serial killer) 6. The Tomorrow People

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Not getting to the bottom of the stairs before the loo finished flushing. 2. Falling into a thorn bush and being blinded. 3. The granny with all the pills on her dresser who made me margarine sandwiches. 4. The dark country lane where Mrs Kelly lived.

I’m beyond excited (and slightly terrified) to announce that my one-man show, SQUID – A Victim Impact Statement, will premiere at the Arcola Theatre, London, 11–14 November. For 30 years, I documented a story I couldn’t remember. SQUID is what happened when I finally did.

Blindfolded, I stumbled my way to the post. I could smell the cordite from the previous “purification”. My hands where bound behind my back and the order to aim was given. Then the crowd began the chant I had heard all week, each time ending with a volley of rifle fire. “Boring! Boring! Boring!”

Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social · 3w ago

Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.