Kevin Jones

@vcsjones.dev

Alexandria, VA. He / they Product Security and Cryptography at GitHub. .NET maintainer. Not speaking for my employer. https://vcsjones.dev ⚫️ https://gh.io/vcsjones

Did not realize Marcel’s in DC closed two years ago. Small story: My spouse and I wandered in there once with no reservation and I didn’t meet the dress code because i had no idea we were going to try to eat there. It was spontaneous.

Dyson sells eighty gazillion replacement parts online but the one I want I have to call for. Please don’t make me use the phone app of my phone.

A screenshot of a replacement bin for a dtson vacuum. It shows the part number but says “please call us as we don’t sell this part online”

My three-year-old son watched me buy something on my phone with Apple Pay that he wants and the entire concept of e-commerce just clicked for him. Unfortunately “disposable income” did not.

I give up on Apple iMessage contact key verification. It seems like it just decides to completely forget all of my contact’s keys and I have to start over.

I should start a business doing home improvement contracting. Our differentiator will be “we will not bald-faced lie to you”. So tired of this. 🫩