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gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them 🏳️⚧️😷🥖🌹🏴 pfp: a cat sticks its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. looks like the cat is doing it header: a wiki excerpt that reads "personal life: he is gay. [citation needed]"
bro everyone plays (round-based pvp title of the month). ur not a REAL gamer unless u can name one game no1 knows wtf u are talking about and every time u try to explain it u sound insane. like the one for the snes, it was like jezzball but its a puzzle game with a little guy. fuckk what WAS it
if u dont go for your stupid mental health walk, your stupid mental health walks you
are effective altruists serious. or is it like a flying spaghetti monster thing
edgelord who went to therapy and is conscientious to turn all their attention seeking bullshit into "i" statements
sending my british partner the most inane shit just to listen to them roast it with their pinky out ☕
i wonder if my ex's weird exclusively potato eating roommate is rich yet
sam altman was really like "we need a wrong answers only version of the internet"
some people go to therapy because they need to build skills and eventually they can quit and just have mutually supportive relationships with friends. and some people go to therapy because they need the authority to tell other people to go to therapy
everyone becomes their own wario if they live long enough
atp you shouldnt be reacting to the first-order content of any publication by any major media outlet. you should be considering second-order effects: why did they publish this. what is this meant to cause or make me feel and who is it benefitting. take nothing in the news at face value
my favorite thing about computer is they do exactly what you tell them to do. no more and no less
i love having decisive healthcare appointments coming up at the start of a public opinion cycle about masking. im sure that wont affect my experience
dating a british person is endlessly fulfilling because every so often they'll say something like "throw your toys out the pram" and i'll end up on a wikipedia meta-article reading a turbonerd flame war waged entirely in dictionary voice
the idea that long covid is a conspiracy theory now is actually driving me a little insane. there is so much research proving it. why do you guys need ppl in masks to be crazy so bad.
do you guys wanna go hang out at the login portals for financial institutions and generate suspicious login events
sometimes at the beach you will see a little ass and butt. this is Normal and Fine
"i want a woman in nitrile gloves to be mean to me 🥺" easy. just go to the doctor when you have symptoms.
god is obviously a woman. who else plays the sims hmm??
god keeps me on my toes because she knows i'd be too powerful if i could catch a break
using ai for creative hobbies is way more embarrassing than using it for work. at least i get phoning in shit you dont care about (and if u stopped eating beef u could probably even out your impact) but imagine never being able to be proud of something u made just bc u wanted it to exist lmaoooooo
they added The Nation State of Israel to Super Smash Brothers and whenever you try to kick the flag Mario says "Thats-a no good!" and closes the game
anarcho-communist? no, you misheard. im an arachno-communist. check out my utopian spider paradise
