Det. Vera, CSI

@veradarkmatter.bsky.social

Expert on crimb. I’m lives with mine Bestie Lou, Frenemie Jack, doggo Josie and mine momb.

THREAD. In today's exclusive newspaper interview the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world... (more in alt text)

Philippa Islington-Smythe - aka my cat Roscoe - hanging out on her favourite armchair, but mentally trapped in a reverie about the summer of 1995.

Well frens, we continue to be forgored. Frenemie Jack thinks the catte sittor is great, on account of him havings NONEBRAINs. Bestie Lou is letting hims fase be seen, but is still v v caushus. I am too smart to let this laddy see mine fase. She only think there are 2 cattos in the haus!! Dum lady

A long-haired white cat with gray markings and bright blue eyes and sits on the counter, looking directly into the camera looking exceptionally cuteAnd white cat with gray markings and dark eyes crouches on the floor looking a little cautious.

Feel like you’re stuck, broke, and can’t get ahead? Its not you, its the system. Housing, fuel, childcare, and healthcare have exploded by double digits. Corporate profits soar while our wages flatline. We‘ve seen a 40% collapse in essential purchasing power in the last 20 years!