Det. Vera, CSI
@veradarkmatter.bsky.social
Expert on crimb. I’m lives with mine Bestie Lou, Frenemie Jack, doggo Josie and mine momb.
On this Whiskors Windsdae, we are clereybrate mine beotifol whiskors!!
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Check out this cool birb I’m was looking at todae
We will always love you Miss Dolly 💛🎸🎶🎤💛 Godspeed Queen
Did is like an SCHRODINGER‘S CAT dilemma. Is PROOF OF LIFE = prof of lump ?!? 🧬🔭🔬❓🪐🐈
Throwbakk to that time wen Momb was on vay cashuns an ours “Catte sittor” sent proof of life piktors
Momb says “it’s soooo hot 🥵!!” But dis Vera happy to nap on mine heetid blankee 🥰
Fun fakkt: momb call Bestie Lou all of these names: Boo Boo My boo da boo da boo Baby Boo
This is ours doggo cousin. Name of Charlie. Occupation: 🔎🔎crimb reporter four the nuws.
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Well if yoo is liking this, then yoo will LOOVE this video of Jack toe floof undor the ceiling fann
OMC, has @olliewilliams.bsky.social seen dis fing? 😻
Well frens, we continue to be forgored. Frenemie Jack thinks the catte sittor is great, on account of him havings NONEBRAINs. Bestie Lou is letting hims fase be seen, but is still v v caushus. I am too smart to let this laddy see mine fase. She only think there are 2 cattos in the haus!! Dum lady
Feel like you’re stuck, broke, and can’t get ahead? Its not you, its the system. Housing, fuel, childcare, and healthcare have exploded by double digits. Corporate profits soar while our wages flatline. We‘ve seen a 40% collapse in essential purchasing power in the last 20 years!
🚨Frens, we have been forgored!! An ladie is heer saying that we shud trust hers becos she is ours “catte sittor”. I am none havings any part of this bullshittory 😡