they’re inventing a machine that fixes whatever the hell is wrong with me and also lessens The Fear
everything is so terminally depressing but at least jesus fuck ow the cat just jumped onto one of my boobs with all four feet at once i forget what my point was
you have to have a 90db, poisonous AI data center next to your town's elementary school so that your boss's boss can generate a podcast that talks about him
used my Stern Voice on a peer colleague in a meeting today… in my defense she was being stupid and wrong
4 days out from vacation time to get wildly and full-body sad for some reason
modern society mirrors breezewood pennsylvania in more ways than we care to admit
Gave a gray alien a Faygo Moon Mist and it fucking died
haley stevens looks like her aspect ratio got vertically squashed
met two white sox players today and they look SO young, at least to an ancient hag like yours truly. like isn’t it your nap time buddies??
“The man has done 30 years. Shit. What else do they want? If I can forgive him, why can’t everybody else? I’m the one he shot.” boltsmag.org/north-caroli...
In North Carolina, a Shooting Victim Pleads for His Shooter’s Release After 30 Years - Bolts
Ramulus Mason was sentenced to life without parole due to North Carolina’s three-strikes law. The man he shot insists that he shouldn’t still be in prison.
boltsmag.org
girls only think about one thing: the episode of cash cab that adam green was inexplicably on
they hired my wario at an org we work with a lot, she has my name and was born in the same year as me and looks like if i went through the girlboss factory, the whole affair is fascinating
i’ll say this, you do see new and interesting things when you’re too pissy to wait 15 minutes for a train and spite walk two miles instead
fucked up saying my words so badly while trying to order at dunkin the lovely woman working the register told me “take your time, we got this”
i think pete went under the couch to eat ants and now he’s stuck
i maintain working directly with and for incarcerated people reveals your soul: you immediately see how far the system goes to deprive them of their humanity, and you either see an opportunity to exert that deprivation, or you realize how incredibly sacred the concept of shared humanity is
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w agoThe beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.
A couple of weeks ago they said breadsticks were getting married, are you going to do anything about that
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoWhite House spokesperson Abigail Jackson: "I saw a tweet yesterday from Olive Garden that in order to take advantage of their never-ending pasta pass, you have to show photo ID. I thought, that's weird, Olive Garden takes pasta pass security more seriously than Democrats take election security."
is it a sign of perimenopause that being on my period makes me straight up malicious evil and also batshit insane to new and horrifying degrees at the big age of 37 and if so why am i still always so cold all the time
watching how it’s made while stoned and getting a little emotional about the way they describe objects… like damn you’re right filing cabinets CAN do it all when it comes to holding documents and keeping them in order… nice to take some time and reflect on it
telling the doctor i smoke a "despicable" amount of weed a day and being unable to put any number on it
peter petey pedro pablo pierre pizza plinko turned one years old this week 🥹
not to sound ignorant but what other kind of aloha is there
