Game: Describe what you're eating in the most pretentious way possible. I'll go first: Hand-sliced toasted rye sourdough with cultured butter and locally sourced yeast extract.
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she/her/they/them/comrade Difficult Woman Still deciding whether I was born 4 centuries too late or a couple too early. Living on unceded land in Naarm. (Melbourne, AUS)
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Himself: Gee, it's freezing in here ... why is the oven on? Myself: Say that again, slowly. Quiche is a side-effect. Having the oven on is the point.
It is a little tough to sleep when your hot-water bottle is dream-barking. Also chasing something. Worth it, though.
Get you a husband who will make Thai spiced tea so good it stops time, because you mentioned offhandedly that you liked it.
Welp, gotta be honest. Part of me is surprised to see them in the same room at the same time. I guess they ARE two different people.
Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2mo agoNo surprise these two would become instant best friends. #MayTheGrouchBeWithYou
The AUKUS stench originates back to #ScottyFromMarketing
ATT: @albomp.bsky.social and AmandaRishworth RE: MUTUAL OBLIGATIONS The mutual obligations are punitive The mutual obligations are harmful The mutual obligations are in no way "mutual" but rather a one-way street to distress for recipients of social security Gird your loins & bring back the CES.
My brilliant sister offers this to the Sydneysiders after the Vivid mishap of earlier this week: "Catch a falling drone and put it in your pocket, Someone had a real bad day Catch a falling drone and put it in your pocked Fetch it out of Circular Quay." Try and get it out of your head ...
We know that Donald Trump must HATE these photos…so it’d be just AWFUL if people reposted it like crazy and kept spreading it online because that would just make him even ANGRIER…
Lena📎@eriksdotter.bsky.social · 3mo agoI know this is an automated bot account, but #ffs that ’get a job’ comment was cruel & dishonest for those that can’t get a job due to many factors: age, disability, chronic illness, geography…what, just starve? we all know that a % of unemployment is worked into the system #raisetherate #auspol
It's the age old question. Are the "what if there's no sun" crowd really that stupid? Or do they just hope the rest of the world is that stupid?
Nick Fish@nickfish.me · 3mo agoAnd here comes @realjaredhuffman.bsky.social from the top rope
Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌
Could a couple of big accounts based in Australia give the below post a boost? This is a very rare fellowship that meets a real need for carer's who are writers. Thanks, Susie ⤵️
Dr Susie Walsh@susiewalsh.bsky.social · 3mo agoApplications close 15 May for Varuna's Carer’s Fellowship. Two-week writers residency will be awarded to an aspiring or emerging writer who is a parent or carer who faces barriers to finding time & space to write due to caring responsibilities. #OzLit #Writing ♿ 📚 www.varuna.com.au/for-writers/...
Are you FUCKING kidding me?! You steal writer’s works to train your shitty plagiarising parroting machines and then you complain it was trained on stolen data. FUCKKK YOUUU
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 3mo agoBig tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.
Make a submission to the royal commission #auspol @jewishcouncilau.bsky.social www.jewishcouncil.com.au/2026/03/ensu...
Ensure the Royal Commission hears diverse Jewish voices: how to make a submission
As you probably already know, the Australian government has established the Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion in response […]
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Jewish MP Gerald Kaufmann in Parliament in 2009. "My Grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her town, a German soldier shot her dead." "My Grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israel to murder Palestinian Grandmothers in Gaza."
Had my 'flu shot two days ago, and thought that I'd gotten away with it. Gentle reader, I have not. Still better than getting the 'flu, though.
It was murder and it’s what plods do to blackfellahs. It’s a bit of fun in their pathetic existence.
Officer who laughed at prison death among six sanctioned by WA Police
Six WA Police officers have been sanctioned over their treatment of a man in their custody who later died in prison, after the ABC revealed a constable dismissed his threat of suicide, and laughed at ...
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