Victor Devine
@victordevine.bsky.social
I can eat me dinner in a fancy restaurant
Travelling to Bristol Airport this morning was a nightmare. The usual diversions because they'd shut the tunnel (every single time). But roadworks in Bristol and terrible signage sent me to a cul de sac in a council estate. A bloke in a roadworks lorry told me to go back the way I'd come and...
It's that time of year again.* *By the way, after ten years I still have no idea who these people are.
If there's one TV character I can identify with, it's this one.
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin starts by setting up Reggie's increasing impotent, in more than one sense, frustration with everything.
This is great. From 1989, William Shatner (95 last March) being surprised by Michael Aspel (93 last January). Both still sprightly, then and now.
It's #StarTrekDay so lets enjoy William Shatner, This is your life, from 1989 On ITV.
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
I saw Bruce Forsyth on his last tour in 2015. I'd waited years to see him, and it was a fantastic night. Brilliant. "BUT..." When he came on, he pulled out a bit of paper and pretended to read from it. "Nice to see you... well, you know the rest" Why, Brucie? We were all waiting to shout, "Nice!"
There's another famous musician they appear to have forgotten.
This was presumably created in the parallel universe where Sacha Baron Cohen was cast as Freddie after all
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll..
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll..
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Richard Keys' tribute to Frank Beard: "A powerhouse drummer, a tour-de-force, the heartbeat of the greatest little band from Texas ever. Unlike Gianni Infantino. Dreadful individual. "
I don't think I'll ever tire of Richard Keys' touching tribute to Kevin Keegan, which ends with him calling Gianni Infantino a "dreadful individual". www.reddit.com/r/footballcl...
From the footballcliches community on Reddit: Keys interrupts tribute to Keegan with broadside against Infantino
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Really sad news about the sudden passing of the brilliant Tim Brown. Most won't know him, but many do for his superb drumming with acts like the Classic Rock Show, various tributes to bands as diverse as Blur, The Carpenters, Michael Jackson and the Dave Evans Band, and for many years...
That Marella Cruises advert: "So, how was the cruise?"
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Two nasal sprays, a jar of Vicks Vapor Rub and a small bottle of eucalyptus oil.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A sandwich bag containing used batteries that you absolutely will* take to the recycling bin next time you go to Sainsbury's. (*forget to)
Huw-bris. A convicted sex offender submits his first poem for consideration at the Eisteddfod, then refers to a critic, a victim of child sexual abuse, as "sickeningly self-righteous". No-one is on your side, mate. Stay in hiding, the only decent thing you can do. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/a...
Huw Edwards criticised for entering Welsh poetry competition
BBC actor Sera Cracroft says if disgraced former newsreader had won it would be hurtful to abuse survivors
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The Voice of Rock joins Coverdale in retirement. I was lucky enough to have seen him twice over the last few years, both times doing a Deep Purple show. He was brilliant. Hope he recovers fully from his heart surgery.
Rock Legend Glenn Hughes Retires From Live Performances Rock Legend Glenn Hughes Retires From Live Performances...Former Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Dead Daisies, and solo artist Glenn Hughes has announced the following: GLENN HUGHES ANNOUNCEMENT LIVE SHOWS CANCELLED Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…
And just like that, my childhood officially ends. RIP. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Kevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75
Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75
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If there is one tiny sliver of positivity I can take from our continued exile from the EU, maybe the only positive thing I can think of, it's that it pisses Steve Bray off. He's a prankster, a pound-shop Beadle wannabe. That's it.
Congratulations to Spain. Maybe the most deserved victory in the history of football.
The Ketchup Song to become the Spanish national anthem in 2027. You heard it here first. And probably last.