everyday marsupial

i saw the doobie brothers in concert like a month ago. thats ridiculous

anybody shredding the gnar

life is what happens between the beers

these days many people are up and at em

i’m sending data into the cloud

goodness gracious the papers where the cash at where the stash at

don’t look back you can never look back

oven ready butt flakes

she_hates_me__puddle_of_mudd.flac

My AI has escaped containment…. It’s taken over the flower-wearing-sunglasses-and-holding-a-small-plastic-guitar statue I keep on my desk and is causing it to dance maliciously to the beat of Bachmann-Turner Overdrive’s “Takin' Care of Business”

(fallout guy voice) diarrhea, diarrhea never changes

another day, another dogshit - the hustling fly

beefing up

i am the CIA’s greatest asset, i walk the line between poopoo and peepee

covfefe

the guys on the street are calling you ‘little poop-poop’ - what happened this weekend?

so back

phone telling me to turn down the volume of my headphones is some shit i will not abide

chubby checker playing the county fair this year

time to wake up the green day guy

i am thinking about making $300 million worldwide at the box office this weekend

gonna go to the cinema this weekend. its the summer of movies baby!!!

i’m faded bro

many of you

at the nord again

dr fauci, my tummy hoits. did you do this?

lotta bugs these days

tane plape bunbhinun

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