I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
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I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
What if we had a big gay sparkle bunny who uses her Swift Attack to make physical manifestations of sparkles all the time...
hit a blinker on my wife’s new vape and immediately went into middlespacewhat the fuck
i made a shitty photoshop of frankenstein holding two giant spliffs but it looked terrible so i exported it as a jpeg with a compression quality setting of 4% and now it also looks terrible.
just fyi this is one of my favorite works of art in recent memory but it is like deeply upsetting
Stupid Twink@stupidtwink.bsky.social · last yr.hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!
is she...you know...[mimes having fun and playing with toys] problematic
Ghouls, Goblins, creatures of the night. Many things to be looking out for nowadays. Stay safe everyone
(Covering my kids' eyes as we walk by a gay couple kissing) Fucking disgusting. You boys promise me you'll never be party to a consensual relationship.
You're gonna be just like mommy and daddy. You're gonna take somebody out of the world and keep them forever. What are you doing in there? Open this door. Open the door. This is my house. Open the fucking door NOW. I will bust this door down and you won't get a new one till you know what love isn't.
"my son turned out fine" ma'am, your daughter turned out five
Peter Griffin as an SCP agent: Ah crap. Yea, I Recognize The Bodies In The Water, alright. It's my Frickin' In-Laws. Now I gotta talk to em-- Lois: Peetah it's not them!! it's a cognito hazahd get outta da wata!! Peter: Yea I know honey, be nice to em, talk to em, invite em for dinner.. chill out OK
WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: Tim learns the history and culture of Japan is bigger than ANYONE realizes.