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broken, do not use

I just tried being Fancy Mr. Chef-Man for a sec and threw a bunch of mushrooms everywhere while trying to toss them. Haiyaa, I'll never earn Uncle status at this rate.

Aight, whatever the fuck this SHODAN-wannabe-ass thing is, report and block it. Can't even s-s-stutter and ins-insult me and b-b-beat my ass, that'd be HOT, but this is N-NOT. IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS, DEPLOY 1,001,100 TEXAS REDHEADED CENTIPEDES INTO JENSEN HUANG'S STUPID FUCKING JACKET

[alt-text redacted because I don't know how to weaponize it against this bullfuck yet]

✏️SKETCHES ARE OPEN✏️ I’ll be doing these on the iPad cause I’m staying at a hotel lol 💸$50USD💸 ($10 less than normal!) 💬REPLY TO THE POST WITH UR REFS TO GET ONE💬 I’m only gonna take THREE to start but I’m gonna pick ones that seem the most fun! 💖I LOVE YOU💖

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Going Home* When my time comes Bury me in the blue. In a sea of an azure hue I will stand the last watch, till the bell has rung. Make off to my rack with my head hung. Lay my soul on the dream of going home. Hear the laughter of shipmates as their memories roam.

Just let Moxxi out to pee and was all "HELL YEAH! PISS ON THIS EARTH!" and I totally woulda joined her but like, the sun was coming up and I didn't want anyone to see my pp.

The fact that phone number spoofing is still a thing OVER A DECADE IN should say something. But nobody cares. We just got used to not answering an unknown number. Totally normal. Fuck this shit.

"Well it's just a theory. If it doesn't work, I'll just be standing there looking menacing while shaking a 5gal bucket of hominy." - Me, provided sans context