*muttering to the empty bar at this Applebee's* "They're no Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas, I tell you that."
Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Father of four. Grandson of slain Idaho Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Accidental AI pioneer and LLM skeptic. Go Cubs.
Punching bag advocates for superiority over others
The slo-mo of Anthony Joshua’s KO on Jake Paul 💥
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Jake Paul: "I get confused by the left, the protesters. Do they not have jobs? That's all they do is carry signs around while we're doing the work." (Note the lack of crowd response to this.)
when something scary happens to ilhan i think about this photo. you’d never know from how brave she is that she isn’t seven feet tall. we’ve all got to have her back, because she isn’t just some character on capitol hill, she’s a real human, with real children, who deserves to be safe in her home.
all the "oops, our frontier model did something naughty in a sci-fi way" blog posts feel like they were typed with one hand
The owner of that site fired 200,000 veterans who continued their service in federal jobs. Sent a buncha 21 year olds to tell them they were terminated for poor performance. You, sir, have the morals of a spineless worm and even less common sense
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry.
Buncha agents in civvies shot a man driving his five year old somewhere. Gas is five bucks a gallon. But the real question is did a Democrat talk to some streamer once?
Whatever you think of Hasan Piker, at the end of the day, dude is a streamer. The coverage a streamer has gotten while we've seen a full-blown push towards white supremacy from the government, complete with dramatic pre-dawn raids and masked men shooting people across the country, is obscene.
A solution in search of a problem is not progress. It's rent-seeking.
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
eating some watermelon having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. they're all just out of frame…
Meta is pushing Muse ads into everyone's Instagram feeds. Watermelon obviously takes a strong, wide-legged stance and a purposeful posture to eat.
the muslim hate in this country has become policy, but you don’t get 7,000 think pieces about how that makes american muslims feel.
Some people really love Gillis and I’m still formulating why (not because he’s funny) but I think it’s because they think he’s some sort of truth teller in a Woke world. “No one else is saying women are whores for their clothing choice” is just not true tho. Scumbags say it all the time
“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
I’m outraged by this attack on Representative Omar. Trump and his DOJ have a bizarre obsession with tearing down Minnesota, our leaders and our communities. This latest action, even as voting has already started in Minnesota, is a transparent attempt to interfere in our elections.
Even I know that Danny has never met a paycheck he'll examine too closely. Burned him this time, but has led to a lot of great appearances in otherwise bad films. Sucks that he is going to have to read things closer from here on out, all because Shapiro's little shithouse can't get anywhere honestly
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
I have played so much of Sid Meier's Pirates! and I forget that there is an entire story I've never finished about rescuing my family. I don't even think I've ever even tried to finish it
Me watching in awe as Wayne hits on a light pole:
What is Brady on man
1. Saints fire Kellen 2. A power school invites Jesus into their sideline interviews and grabs Spencer Danielson 3. Jake is happy
Well, I don't know you, but I'm not seeing any evidence that you AREN'T a real piece of shit
people are saying the Kentucky Wildcats keep winning because they're the only SEC football team actively posting to Bluesky
THAT’S OUR QUARTERBACK 😺
The set of downs that started with first and goal at the two ends with a two yard touchdown run, just as planned
Boise State / Fresno State is on its fourth first and goal in a row
you could say he had a running lane
Kentucky beats LSU on the 2 point conversion in OT