Sure drugs are great, but have you looked someone in the eyes and said "i love you" while fucking them?

Hey babe, I'm going to the wife store, do you want anything?

trans women really do have a natural advantage at falling in love forever because you'll have the most awkward first time ever with a girl and she'll have loved it and already started planning the wedding

Me when I get toppy suddenly and then don't know what to do next.

mia 🦴@useless.pet · 27m ago

this is what t4t is really like

this is what t4t is really like

I coughed on her dick while going down on her and she still told me she loved me while pounding my ass

Okay, just this once, you can be weird in the replies.

I gotta get off some more unhinged maudlin posts before I do my shot.

Me every time a girl is even a little bit bigger than me.

stelle& / 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ / (comms closed)@subspaceskater.bsky.social · 4h ago

#stellewolf frotting

I just need to be unicorn hunted by a lesbian couple. Emphasis on the hunted.

Mrs. Gorf@vootins.bsky.social · 2h ago

If I could get get along with more than one person at a time, it would be cute to be in a polycule.

to be loved is to be changed

Wagon Wednesday

Doubled my kombucha brewing operation

If I could get get along with more than one person at a time, it would be cute to be in a polycule.

You download me only to discover I'm a webp

I'm stolen aura-farming

#stellewolf frotting

I like being an ally to neurodivergent pals and laughing along to inside jokes they make like "oh my gosh, that's so true, I never thought about that shared experience in that light."

What's the deal with Wikipedia these days?

Shot day and I'm crying thinking about the narration in the theatrical release of Blade Runner

Here to yuck your yum: Steak is gross

To my cisgender siblings in the UK: today is segregation day. Help in every way you possibly can. Do not ignore this. Fight the transphobes in every venue, in every arena, in every situation.

To all my trans siblings in the UK. May you find the resilience to defy and the unity to succeed in your defiance. Piss freely, piss righteously, piss honourably.

ok ngl I thought he left after the bean dad incident but he was chilling with ol' BD for several years afrer

garf's favorite daughter@amygarf.bsky.social · 9h ago

ken jennings literally used to do a podcast with bean dad lmao

No you misheard me. My dick is a trophy.

Would you accept some Titty Tuesday from a fairy?

Most of the illustrations for the chapter over the various editions are not very good sadly but check out this Chinese one, it whips.

Mrs. Gorf@vootins.bsky.social · yesterday

A story about a boy who has gender dysphoria about his name and a girl who feels the same way. No one else can understand why they would feel weird about their names though. They bond, then they trade names. Then everyone else realizes they can just trade names too. Nothing trans to see here!

A story about a boy who has gender dysphoria about his name and a girl who feels the same way. No one else can understand why they would feel weird about their names though. They bond, then they trade names. Then everyone else realizes they can just trade names too. Nothing trans to see here!

I don't know how but Wayside School gave me gender dysphoria.

Mrs. Gorf@vootins.bsky.social · yesterday

Wayside School, chill out!

Wayside School, chill out!