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I write stories that don't exist

transformers characters/toys I REALLY want new generations updates of. Not because I'll buy them but because it'll flood the market with the old ones: - Unicron (Platinum Edition) - Metroplex (T30) - Lockdown (ROTF) - Thunderwing (Generations)

In the afterglow of TFNation's celebration of creativity and artistry, lemme show you a fan-project I've been failing to get anywhere with for a couple of years: a year-by-year, month-by-month guide to Transformers history. I had the idea a few years ago in the run-up to the 40th anniversary--

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gotta say that part towards the end of Not All Megatrons, an otherwise fairly level-headed multi-POV story, where it switches into Bisk's gamer POV and stays there for like three sections straight basically to the end of the story, is pure literature

lord help me, I don't like the toy, but I'm considering just keeping my Energon Hot Shot simply to have a bottom/top half for Rodimus, who's grandfathered in on account of my Unicron Trilogy TFTM collection. Still need a Cybertron Blurr...

can I just say, before TFN I was really having these moments where I was worrying that people were... getting tired of me, I guess is how I'd put it kindly? And being at the convention reaffirmed that no, y'all seem happy to have me around. Which is just really nice innit

In the Doctor Who episode "The Beast Below", the Doctor thinks that something is wrong on Starship UK because a crying child isn't being comforted by anyone. However we have already established that Starship UK is populated by British people so this is normal

TFNation goers! I have with me FOUR zines to give out, completely FREE! I have been terrible at offering them to people because I don't know who likes LEGO, Pokemon, or my silly comic. And also I've been having too much fun, frankly. Loads of copies of all of them so please come find me today!

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sometimes I think about what an absolutely insane method of distributing the Official Transformers Fanfiction a bunch of A4 PDFs was. Why did that happen? Was it to get away from the Fanfiction associations of text-on-a-webpage, closer to the magazine-like format of Real Media?

seemingly I never got around to posting these. I love Contract Riders so had to see these headshots in colour! Although I'm horribly out of practise... 🙊

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Kei Zama@keizama.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Ko-Fi Quick head sketch commissions. Mirage, FOC Optimus Prime, Skullgrin and @madmohair.bsky.social's OC Contract Rider Dolmen. Thank you for your supports🙏❤️ I'm taking quick head sketch commission on Ko-Fi. ko-fi.com/c/687f59d268 #commission #transformers #OriginalCharacter

rereading Target: 2006 ahead of the panel and I love how these narration boxes read like a Calvin & Hobbes strip. "Just a perfectly boring day of the summer holidays... UNTIL FIGHTER JETS APPEAR!!! *AND* THEY'RE ALIENS!!!"

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thinking about the forbidden Universe Micromasters... the ones they don't want you to know about.... Oil Pan has no credited designer on the wiki... who made you.... how deep does the rabbit hole go.....

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remembering last year's TFN where @waspshot23.bsky.social got a Legacy Inferno and I was like, oh! I have this toy! Great toy! Fun transformation! And then spent fully ten minutes going "Like this. Wait, no, that's not right. Like this. Hmm. This sucks actually."

rewatched The Weak Component and I gotta say, for a stock plot about one of the heroes deciding to be a villain for a day, it's actually quite well-done? Usually that plot relies on everyone behaving wildly out of character, but instead it's well situated in terms of where the Maximals are at

since becoming a conscious adult I have always been mystified by these four clips that I've stored with my Unicron Trilogy accessories. I remember thinking they were claws for Inferno! But they're not! I think they're just bits of packaging that I came up with a use for?

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TFnation sales thread time! I'll be there all weekend and if you like, I can bring along some of the toys in these photos! All complete unless noted*. Reply or DM me to reserve. Make me an offer if you want several! Prices and details in the thread...

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SALES POST- Got some toys I would like to get rid of, ideally for handover at TFN, but if you're UK based and okay with paying postage I wouldn't be opposed to working something out. Both new in box Legacy Dead End- £30 AotP Brawl- £25 Open to offers, reskeets appreciated.

Both toys mentioned above photographed in box on a worktop below a window.

think it's time to admit that I just don't find Un- sets funny. When I was a teen there were a lot of things like Un- sets, American productions in geek spaces, that I sort of deluded myself into thinking I found funny, but which now in retrospect I realise I didn't. I like "Ach, Hans, Run!" I guess

at the stage where I'm periodically remembering the silly thing I'm bringing to TFN and chuckling to myself. Probably a really bad idea. Will be fun though!