Today is my birthday (turning 30), which is the only time each year when I ask you for a repost should you like my art. Have a good day! 🦦🌿✨️ - Simon

Steam Frame tomorrow

all I've ever wanted in life is good RNG and to play 1 dota game. today I've got both

Miss Piggy sighting at the world cup alongside the lizard

I watched Stop Making Sense last night, 10/10. I love Tina Weymouth

do cybertruck owners give each other a little sieg heil when they pass each other on the highway?

The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.

why is the 2022 Heathers proshot midwestern?

just learned the f slur and fascism may have the same etymology

the Boston aquarium everyone

nothing says America more than an 18-pack of Mexican beer

Findom but for an alcoholic, and your dom regulates the amount of drinks you can have each night

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Messi hat trick and no one told me? Shame on all of you.

His parents must be SO proud. #WorldBollardAssociation

Spurs fans better take their jerseys off before leaving the stadium tonight

Hello, today is my Birthday! ✨And the best gift for an artist is a retweet of their artworks 🍃🌿

Well I was pretty close tbf

sweetfir@sweetfir.net · 5mo ago

new phoebe bridgers album in the next three months you heard it here first

Fuck I wish Elliott Smith was still around. I could've fixer her :(

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

20 REBOUNDS?? Wtf is going on

the funniest possible comment to leave on a live performance of Andrew in Drag

y'all ever hear a word for the first time in a while and wonder if it's real or a fabrication? Brunt hit me just now. What kind of a word is that. Who came up with brunt...

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Megan Swift@meganswift.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @triblive.bsky.social 🦍

whoever I'm competing with to nab peanut butter pretzels at my stop n shop is pwning me

I maintain that there is no funnier play in basketball than Wade -> Chalmers -> James over Jason Terry

the one website from the 2000s that I still use all the time is cooltext.com. I send way too many burning text work emails...