Warglepus

@warglepus.bsky.social

Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado. Video games, kpop MTG, and shit posts all frequently posted. Poly and flirty. NSFW adjacent at times so use caution

Spamming my boyfriend with so many links that he will once again not click any of them and in the near future act surprised by something he would know if he clicked them 😌

Me: ok. So. Family guy world in the next kingdom hearts. Donald and goofy are temporarily replaced with Brian and Stewie. The giant chicken becomes a heartless Cashier: (Smiling politely while hammering the silent alarm button like “16-shot” Takahashi Meijin)

Yesterday was magic night and I finally achieved my dream of the Mathemagics win cause my friends let Zimone get away too big and let my friends each draw 65000 cards, so they better not ask me for shit ever again. 😌

Commander board with a lot of lands and mana rocks tapped and a Zimone with several counters on her.Mathemagics MtG card

2 guys came up to us in the mall and showed us pictures of fish they caught earlier and if they didn't seem so earnest about it I'd assume they were trolling or something