getting nauseous frequently is pretty awesome when ur an emetophobe who would rather sit in agony for hours than throw up

theyre calling me the hottest lesbian at lockheed martin 💆

guys named Dave will genuinely think they deserve to live 🤣🤣🤣

I HOPE THIS HURTS #mouthwashing

The Cheater Will Cheat Again

[jensen huang in the secret council meetings last week] fine. i will be the fall guy for the global ai bubble. i will be your sin eater. but in return i want a news story every day about how i am an unstoppable fuck machine

on my current Sopranos rewatch i am noticing little bits of business i didnt notice before, and i think Tony intensely trying to figure out his Honeycomb IQ is my favorite one so far

skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

when someone opens an issue about a bug you have but they used claude to write a worthless 6,000 word essay for it so the dev closed the issue 💔

i think that guy has top energy. yeah he's a bottom for sure. Ah, but this lad... he is exuding strange energy

(in writers room, opening second pack of cigarettes of the day) Bart could have... Bart could get autistic burnout. From masking

remember when kaiba won a card game by (correctly) saying no one but me is ready to kill and die for this shit then doing this

i like how when i ignore my cats completely they get into my lap and cuddle with me. but when i notice they want to get on my lap and try to invite them, they look at me with big eyes, extend one paw pleadingly towards my lap, then give up and run away

NIS keeps releasing shitty disgaea spinoffs. love that for them 💔

im so scared of playing a cultivation game. like what if i got addicted to them. i'd have to learn chinese

i ADORE barf symptons videos but every time i see one it makes me cry. like something about them just makes me kneejerk tear up

You would repost a frog

how it feels posting

"disappointment fades over time" thats why instead of getting disappointed i get MAD AS FUCK. hate is eternal 🔥

I used to work at Subway and when someone would ask to speak to the manager, I’d just go in the back and eat slices of turkey until they left.

joe's mundane and boring adventure

Hyrule castle town didn’t collapse because of Ganondorf, its economy was like 80 percent carnival scams.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*