Calling something that definitely isn’t a hoax a hoax is helpful because it shows none of the other stuff they called a hoax was a hoax either

The fact that Thom Tillis represents our state in any capacity is fucking abysmal

Is the New York City congestion pricing thing really “I’m so mad about paying $9 I’d rather sit in my car for hours?” Forgive me, I don’t know anything about NYC that isn’t directly related to GODZILLA (1998) or TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE (1991)

When I inevitably say the dumbest thing ever written. Please remember that I work at Liberty university. Please call liberty university to lodge formal complaints

"FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane Crash—Thanks to Elon Musk" If you're looking to deport an immigrant who killed Americans, we found one.

FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane Crash—Thanks to Elon Musk

The world’s richest man apparently thought it was a good idea to bully the Federal Aviation Administration chief out of his job.

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Bane won’t come to Raleigh. So this is now a remind @johnfetterman.com he is a coward and a dolt account

remember kids, snitching doesn't pay

Ancommie 🏴 🏳️‍🌈@ancommiey.bsky.social · 2y ago

Now what did we learn

I have zombie by the cranberries on repeat until my boss says something about it

I’m not offering any bribes, but…. if static prison gets banned and I win this 100 hotdog bet, everyone that made that decision is welcome to the cookout.

I'm here for the following: 1. Bad takes about the state of MTG 2. Organizing a petition for Bane to play anywhere within driving distance of Raleigh NC. Please and thank you