A fly just crawled across the screen and I screamed because I thought it was someone else in my document

So far my favourite thing in Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning is the sexy sub crew that delivers seemingly endless exposition while constantly completing each other's sentences and calling Tom Cruise "mister"

Watching a daniel tiger episode where the owl and the kitty cat families are staying in daniel tigers house because it's a storm and they live in a tree. They went RIGHT past the castle. I'd rather stay at the tigers house too though.

Making Hannah Waddingham do an american accent is dumb. Might as well not include her butt in the movie too.

I forgot my work badge today (had it in a different purse) and I blamed my kid to the front desk guy. I LIED IT WAS MY FAULT.

Reminder to recruiters: stop trying to recruit me to do my same job at a different company. I will only be taking interviews for a job where I just pet different types of dogs.

I’ve been writing a counter narrative of shutdowns that has me revisiting media from that time. And let me tell you, the only other option was everybody die. So yeah.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 3d ago

it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

I think I fucked up my shoulder pushing my kid on his tricycle so I could keep up with the other kid. The stupid part is I used one hand so my steps would get counted 🫠

The big zucchini was enough for two loafs of @smittenkitchen.bsky.social 's ultimate zucchini loaf! Had to pick out the seeds

The way we're supposed to listen to this guy 35 years after his one achievement is incredible. Pat Caddell (Carter's Carville) was by 1992 a pariah in the Democratic Party, and he ended up on Brietbart, Fox News, and the Trump campaign. They all do this. You can just stop listening to them.

Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d ago

James Carville isn’t even good at what he got famous for anymore (folksy bullshit that appeals to consultants who think southern people are some kind of pixie), now he just goes on TV to go “you’d probably be happy if I killed myself”

Peregrine falcon and some turts at the trailside museum in Milton

I thought i had pete back down but he spronged back up "read madeline read Daniel tiger!" I did and had to put him back in bed with a book lol

Even beyond the existential fear that their owner will grow up and abandon them the toy Story toys live in a weird sort of purgatory.

School starts BEFORE labor day this year. WHY.

He is so good at this

Someone filled the elementary school LF library with Stephen King as God intended

Forgot just how many people live in this house

They handed out clip boards and paper to sketch at the harvard museum of natural history and my son loved it. The volunteer handing them out was so happy when he showed off his drawings. ❤️ (Special thanks to @stevek.bsky.social for chasing pete)

Remember the fucking patriots plane got PPE for our hospitals in mass and Trump tried to stop the plane

Sherrilyn Ifill@sifill.bsky.social · 6d ago

The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020. Never forget.

I remember on the website off beat bride there was a couple that got married every year. Like an actual wedding every year. I wonder if they are still together

What do you mean heated rivarly night at fenway isn't for a WHOLE month. I am currently living for it.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Kevidently@kevidently.bsky.social · last wk.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

My lyft driver took such a dumb way the app messaged me to ask if I was safe

I am very brave and have actually gone in the office twice during the red line shut down. The accent my shuttle bus driver had made my morning.

Ok that was pissing me off. My 2 year old thought me getting up mid story to edit his book was hilarious

#Maccadam Happy birthday, Peter Cullen!

Had a bowl of siggis and am still in my home office on calls. Have not been rescued by the lesbian coded women.

Whaler@whaler.bsky.social · 2w ago

There is a siggi's ad that subtly says their yogurt is like your lesbian friends showing up at your office and taking you for a hike. I need to go buy some.

Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death