God damn Mad Max Scherzer… I guess there IS crying in baseball 😭😭😭

What do I bring to the table? Uhhh how about these 250,000 PC Optimum points

This trailer has made more of an impact on me than entire Star Wars and Marvel universes combined

Jerad Walker@jeradwalker.bsky.social · 4d ago

The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.

If you love your Gemini never say “you already told me that” because it literally hurts our souls

I’m on a baseball date but this poor guy doesn’t know that I 1) actually want to watch the entire game and 2) will be too sad to be sexy

Thank you Blue Jays, I guess, for freeing up my autumn to focus on the 51st season of Survivor

I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.

Today I had an absolutely unprecedented interaction: I flirted with a hot bartender, we exchanged numbers, and now we have a date next week

I have lost out a lot in life by trying to be unobtrusive and not inconvenience anyone with my asks and needs. It feels big, too big, to want someone to be changed by knowing me or to shift their lives so that we can build something together.

For no particular reason, an oldie but goodie pic of me

My therapist keeps “gently redirecting” me when I try to talk about the Blue Jays for 50 minutes but they are the most significant and problematic relationship in my life right now, like that is my emotional truth

Amor Fati: Love your fate

I feel strangely vindicated that Hinge has no idea what my “type” is. You can’t get me, algorithm

It will never be too late but it’s an IMPORTANT reminder

Otter Planet 🦦🪐@astrokamp.bsky.social · 2w ago

Reminder to take a million naked selfies NOW before it is too late!!!!!!!

Update: I got my ass kicked

Kat@whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 3w ago

Listen, I may have just taken a lot of mushrooms, but I am simultaneously a child of the universe and soooooo fucking full of BS

Does everyone know about @ignoramoose.bsky.social being an angel on earth? Please be as inspired as I am by how supportive, present, hilarious, and brilliant they are ❤️❤️❤️

Moosie@ignoramoose.bsky.social · 3w ago

oh my god I love you 😭😭 and so do you!! I hope cleaning out some gunk feels therapeutic ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Listen, I may have just taken a lot of mushrooms, but I am simultaneously a child of the universe and soooooo fucking full of BS

The last 12 hours have been so very moon-mars in my 10th house yknow

Everyone is mad at me and they should be, frankly

Nothing burns me more than when someone picks up meat in the grocery store and puts it back on a SHELF. What horrible disrespect to animals.

My life is a series of loosely connected sidequests

Look at this squirrel eating pizza looking like it’s on a lunch break

Cackling at this quote from an article about whether to reinstate Pluto as a planet www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

I just looked at what mars is doing and it explains a lot

Ok how the heck do you say vetiver

Getting the PQ to stop talking about separatism is like the Marijuana Party announcing "we are officially laying off smoking weed so we can think straight about this"

My friend insisted that I watch Good Will Hunting with them because I’d never seen it and biiiiiiiissssshhhh I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this movie before

Am I still too wounded to date or this conversation weird AF

fyi if I'm complaining about behavior on bluesky and you're reading it, don't worry, bc that means you aren't blocked so I'm wasn't talking about you *kisses forehead* you, I love