CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP

Doesky@doesky8.bsky.social · 2w ago

in a wonderfully ironic twist, the paperclip maximizer is actually an emergent behavior in human society and not in artificial intelligence

Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · yesterday

this is a *wild* thing to post

i have ${guy} blocked and his name muted so you know i love it when someone posts a screenshot of some gross shit he said without alt text

I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week

chat is it healthy to be partially motivated by abject rage at all times

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

fancy new pillow. im about to sleep like cwazy

hello new followers welcome to my account the premier location to on the internernet

I learned about a new Zelda game we're gonna see announced on Tuesday.

understandable

increasingly feels like scrolling the timeline is just dozens of people jingling keys at me

savescumming is when you successfully roll higher than the attacker's spell DC and it feels REALLY good

idk my gf is covered in bite marks for a reason

J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 4d ago

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

she let me hit cause im kitty

wuss is short for woman puss

do u ever tummy hurt so bad that panic attack

child pose is so stupid. oh you're feeling stressed and achy? why don't you curl up on the floor in a little ball? like a baby. or a bug. and it WORKS

doug thiazolidinedione, owner of the thiazolidinedale thiazolidinedome

even with all my food issues eating with someone who loves you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

real heads know

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · last wk.

Holy shit next Dem president just demolish it. Don’t announce anything, just do it and by the time the (wrong) courts catch up to you and say rebuild it, sir, just don’t

does anyone actually use the scroll wheel to move sliders or is that a practical joke by UI programmers

i think i'm finally learning how to be proud of myself neat

i love women so much