leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"

Look at what they fucking took from us

starting a woke eugenics program at my local university lab. first project is consensual dog engineering. we show pregnant dogs photos of mutations and give their puppies the ones they wag their tails at. the last litter had three assholes and teeth the size of bratwurst

anyone doubting that bieber could be a world voice must have forgotten this

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

where do you think M:tG peaked and why was it when they printed this version of Blackmail in 9th Edition?

BREAKING NEWS: Sources at a rehabilitation center in northern Kentucky report that Lindsey Graham had been removed in critical condition from a hospital room allegedly housing US Senator Mitch McConnell, shortly before Graham's death from what his aides assert is cardiac arrest.

occam's razor is that this was a prank mcconnell was doing which he discontinued as soon as lindsey graham died on account of it becoming distasteful, like when Mr Peanut's rebirth was stalled due to the inopportune demise of kobe bryant

As someone who is working on a puppet show that's doesn't want to be TV-Y, how can I satire said aforementioned Tiktok furs?

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

I’ve thought about this tweet so often I had to go look it up

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

never leaving reddit

we have lost the mandate of heaven

ain't nothing quite like a good bowl of pork belly and beans

this is the official scooby doo account

shitty x-man concept: can read minds, but is illiterate

nearly all the best art and flavor text is wasted on the worst cards

Foot Clan Reject@jorenonirom.bsky.social · last mo.

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

balls are the titties of the penis

feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.

my god

BREAKING NEWS: a hamas-style strike is being planned against the white house by a terrorist group based out of the white house

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · last mo.

Fireworks are always set off by the pool. The fencing happens every year. What is different is that last year was less than 8,000 fireworks and this year is supposed to be 851,000.

the WHW community is real and works in your HR office

oh shit, i thought you said "titrate or diedrate." i just drank this vial of sulfuric acid

my fil is scottish and is married to a brazilian. tonight we find out which oneloves me forever and which one kicks me out of the next party they host