You'd have to wonder how much 'Lypton Village' freaked out the normies, really
Saw a very young couple earlier, probably their first holiday together, and he pulled out her chair for her to sit down in the bar. They spent the next half-hour on their phones, but I think those kids are gonna make it
Any young lads running about Dungloe tonight who may read this; remember to find out who won the Mary From Dungloe before you land home, as it's the first thing your mammy will ask tomorrow morning when you surface for a can of coke
You never see one car towing another any more. The NCT and extinction of the social contract have a lot to answer for
PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.
I mean yeah kinda but also what photo are they meant to use? Like do you think people go to get family photos done and the photographer is like “ok we’ve got the smiley happy family shots, let’s get one or two sinister foreshadowing ones just in case”
Mayo could be celebrating on the pitch with the Sam Maguire and I'll still be wondering how they're going to blow it
Jane Campion tv show about a corner forward, call it TOP OF THE LEFT
All involved play for great clubs, according to Marty Morrissey
Ah well, that's the football done with for another year. We'll all be dead soon, please God
If you fail to say "I don't like the sound of that!" whenever your partner coughs they'll burst in and give you the gaol
Twanged my back, mere HOURS before jetting off on a sunshine getaway
There's one called 'Shadowcat' in the latest Dunkey Sanctuary newsletter
Reading a biography of John Le Carré, and in the post-war period the BBC used to broadcast plays performed by Oxford Dramsoc
Slap a few of these up in our cities and the bowsie problem would disappear overnight
Do not be a cool guy. Just be a regular guy.
And now we await the official FIFA Technical Report on the 2026 World Cup, co-authored by Andy Roxburgh and Gerard Houllier
John Mullane in the paper calls Willem O'Donoghue 'The Warlord' and yeah, fair enough
Haven't seen Galway brought this low since they clamped down the head shops
No need to be stupid about it. Raw milk was always a thing when houses had their own dairy cow
Okay, so this is crazy. 🤯 In Event Horizon, a film from 1997, Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform be replaced with a photo of Lionel Messi bathing the baby Lamine Yamal, the way he thought it should look in 2047! 👏👏👏
They get up and shake hands after every single University Challenge match now?
Not a cellphone in sight at the Summer Night Concert from the iconic Schönbrunn Palace